Harry Potter

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Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them

Movie Review | Matt Looker | 6th December 2016

At a time when every superhero, toy, 80s cartoon character, board game and emoji are fighting for enough space at the box office to create their own movie 'universe', J.K. Rowling's work is already done. Her wizarding world of Harry Potter is well established and still ripe for further exploration, which is pretty much the perfect environment in which to churn out money-making tie-in movies of lesser returns. And yet, instead, a far greater challenge has been undertaken: birthing an entirely new franchise of films set within the same universe. Somehow, audiences are going to have to get invested in a new story that - we can assume - will never be as important as the one we have already seen. So those beasts had better be pretty bloody fantastic.

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DVD review: Harry Potter Wizard's Collection box set

Movie Feature | Matt | 10th September 2012

Harry Potter Wizardâ€™s Collectionâ€™s box set is out today, featuring 31 discs, extended versions, 37 hours of special features, 4 hours of never-before-seen content and a range of memorabilia. Buy it if you have a spare Â£200 and a space on your DVD shelf the size of a small car.

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Sexy Emma Watson to star in sexy Fifty Shades Of Grey sex movie?

Movie News | Ali | 25th July 2012

To the relief of Google-baiters everywhere, SEXY HARRY POTTER star and former TEEN Emma Watson is rumoured to be starring in the movie adaptation of the racy hit series FIFTY SHADES OF GREY, described by some to contain SEX, HARDCORE FUCKING, BONDAGE, SPANKING and female empowerment.

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The Harry Potter poster awards

Movie Feature | Ali | 12th July 2011

Join us as we look back at a decade of Harry Potter posters. Hosted by yours truly and shot in front of a live studio audience. (Fearne Cotton pulled out).

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Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 2

Movie Review | Matt | 9th July 2011

And so it all ends. Goodbye, Gryffindor. So long, Slytherin. Adios â€˜Ogwarts. Whatever your feelings about â€˜The Boy Who Livedâ€™ and his mostly family friendly foray into a world of wizardry, thereâ€™s no denying that this final film marks the end of an inspired (and lucrative) era in British filmmaking. So thank god that it so magnificently lives up to the occasion.

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I fixed the new Harry Potter poster

Movie News | Ali | 24th May 2011

There's a new poster out for Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part Two, but it seemed like it was lacking something...

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In lieu of any real news, Reuters compare Bin Laden to Harry Potter

Movie News | Ali | 4th May 2011

It's been a slow news week thus far, so respected international news agency Reuters just made up some shit about the "eerie links" between the life of Osama Bin Laden and Harry Potter.

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New first trailer for new last Harry Potter film

Movie Trailer | Matt | 28th April 2011

Everybody gather round to see the new trailer for "Harree Pottah", what is sure to be the UK's biggest blockbusting film ever...until the inevitable reboot.

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Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 1

Movie Review | Matt | 19th November 2010

So, after nine years of expelliarmus this and accio that, the Harry Potter franchise comes to a close. The trailer tagline says, "It all ends here"...but it doesn't really, does it? Because as the title agrees, and as fans feared, this is very much just the first half of a bigger story that really ends next July. However, while it's fair to say that this sadly doesn't work as a standalone film, it is still one of the best instalments of the series yet.

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Shock: Warner Bros scrap plans to release Harry Potter in 3D

Movie News | Ali | 8th October 2010

In a rare, dignified move, Warner Bros have ditched their plans to convert the new Harry Potter movie into 3D, claiming they were unable to "meet the highest standards of quality". Crikey.

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