Harry Potter

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New Harry Potter banners are great for my search rankings

Movie News | Ali | 7th October 2010

Yeah, I went there. Here are seven brand new character banners for Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part One, which stars EMMA WATSON who is quite SEXY and definitely not NAKED. Also, UPSKIRT.

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Harry Potter And The Wicked Cool Trailer

Movie Trailer | Chris | 23rd September 2010

This awesome trailer gave me a Hagrid-sized boner. Or maybe it was just catching a glimpse of barely legal Emma Watson in that red dress.

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Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows trailer looks good, actually

Movie Trailer | Ali | 30th June 2010

I haven't read the books, though. Why is everything so magical? Are we to believe this is some sort of... school for wizards? (*snort*)

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MTV debuts Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows teaser trailer

Movie Trailer | Ali | 7th June 2010

The final chapter of Harry Potter - okay, the first half of the final chapter - is upon us. I know it sounds strange, but I'm going to miss those goofy bastards when they're gone.

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Rant: Why 3D movies are a total con

Movie Feature | Ali | 27th March 2010

James Cameron conquered the world with it. Pixar and DreamWorks are enamoured with it. Steven Spielberg has adopted it as his new plaything. The future of cinema, we are told, is three dazzling dimensions. Why, then, does the idea of a whole new crop of 3D blockbusters elicit a big, flat shrug from audiences?

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Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows teaser trailer

Movie Trailer | Ali | 6th December 2009

Hmm... Needs more Grint.

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Harry Potter is boring, naked

Movie News | Ali | 1st December 2009

Here's your first picture of Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint and Emma Watson in Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows. With it, comes news that Potter gets his dong out in a dream. Yeah, in your dreams!

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Japanese Potter fan loves Rupert Grint's "silver eyelashes"

Movie News | Ali | 22nd July 2009

I know Harry Potter fans can be obsessive, but if I were Rupert Grint meeting this particularly enthusiastic fan, I'd secretly be screaming "RUN, GET OUT OF THE BUILDING!"

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Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince

Movie Review | Ali | 4th July 2009

First, an admission: I've not read the Harry Potter books. Go ahead: take me out back and shoot me. I've seen the films and enjoyed them as passing distractions, but never felt obliged to comment, given that they're so clearly aimed at the hardcore fans - trying to review them would be like pretending to support a football team ...

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