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  • A lovely song about Gwildor to start the week

    Movie News | Luke | 5th December 2011

    Caution: not safe for this Universe.

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  • Terribrill: Masters Of The Universe

    Movie Feature | Ali | 12th September 2011

    Forget '80s nostalgia: I don't think there was EVER a time when making a live-action He-Man movie was considered a good idea. The kids cartoon - which, let's face it, none of us have watched in decades for fear of discovering just how shoddy and completely balls it actually was - is basically the same dumb story, over and over. The characters are barely even one-dimensional: there's a bowl-cutted himbo with a big sword who's constantly fighting an angry skeleton to save a sorceress dressed like a peacock. Why? Because kids are idiots, that's why. They'll sit open-mouthed and gawp at this stupid shit every Saturday morning, so it stands to reason they'd pay good pocket money to go see the movie, too.

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  • Sony has the power!

    Movie News | Matt | 24th September 2009

    Another toy-related, memory-defiling film coming your way: Sony has snapped up the rights to make a new He-man movie. All we need now is a live-action Sharky & George and I can officially consider my childhood raped down an alleyway and dumped in a skip.

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