Jurassic Park
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I guess I should say something about Jurassic Park 4
Movie News | Ali | 14th January 2013
I'm sure by now you've already heard the news, but as the internet's second most enthusiastic Jurassic Park fan (go extinct already, Gary) I feel I should clarify my official statement regarding the announcement of a June 2014 release date for Jurassic Park 4. My statement is as follows: (*faints theatrically*)
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These movies are old and so are you
Movie Feature | Ali | 1st January 2013
Happy Mortality Awareness Day!
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The Man Inside The Velociraptor
Movie Feature | Ali | 22nd October 2012
That'd make a brilliant title for an autobiography. Remember when I told you there was a guy in the raptor suit in Jurassic Park? Here's how they did it. (Thanks to @EmmaFGreen for the heads up). -
Saturday gawp: rare footage of Spielberg filming Jurassic Park
Movie News | Ali | 14th April 2012
Cinematic evolution in the making (courtesy of @DavidBrake90). -
I want to go to there
Movie News | Ali | 5th December 2011
Some mad genius with too much money in America has opened a real-life Jurassic Park (although for 'real-life' read 'animatronic' and for 'Jurassic Park' read 'Not affiliated with Jurassic Park in any way').
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Jurassic Park alternate poster instantly makes all walls look shitty*
Movie News | Ali | 25th October 2011
Everyone and their sick cat has been creating their own alternate Jurassic Park posters lately, but this one from MondoTees is in a class of its own. I wish to own this and will burn every single other copy until mine is the last. Then we'll see who the maniac is, world.
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Jurassic Park interview: Ariana Richards
Movie Feature | Matt | 24th October 2011
Just when you thought you had seen the back of Jurassic Park Week, the whole trilogy gets a special anniversary re-release on DVD (pffft) and Blu-ray (whoop!). To mark the occasion, I had the pleasure of speaking to Ariana Richards, who played young boffin Lex Murphy in the film. JURASSIC PARK WEEK CONTINUES.
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STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING - JURASSIC PARK WEEK IS BACK!
Movie News | Luke | 11th October 2011
For one day only.
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Jurassic Park
Movie Review | Ali | 25th September 2011
And so, Jurassic Park week, the special event that was 65 million and 18 years in the making, comes to an end. We've laughed, we've cried, we've freaked out a little bit when Sam Neill tweeted his approval... Truly, there's nothing left to say about Jurassic Park that hasn't been said this w- Shit! The review!
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Jurassic Park Week: The sexy musings of Dr Ian Malcolm
Movie Feature | Luke | 25th September 2011
When's he's not being chased by dinosaurs, smouldering maths geek and chaos theorist Dr. Ian Malcolm loves nothing better than chilling out with a glass of wine and some quadratic equations. The man oozes sex and sums. We were granted unlimited access to his daily life in order to capture his essence: these were the results.
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