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Review: Wonder Woman 1984 is here to remind you about idiot nonsense cinema

Movie Review | Matt Looker | 30th December 2020

Coming right in the final throes of a horribly unheroic year, the long-awaited sequel of the best reviewed film of the DCEU - and the only true superhero movie to be released in 2020 - should be a slam dunk. Tenet aside, the year has been utterly devoid of blockbuster spectacle and we havenâ€™t been able to measure our cinematic expectations in major franchise instalments like we normally would, resorting instead to counting Netflix hits and misses. So, whether itâ€™s being watched at an IMAX or on an iPad, Wonder Woman 1984 really couldnâ€™t have hoped for a more receptive audience. Sadly, any assumptions that this would guarantee a great movie experience is purely wishful thinking.

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20 exciting and totally achievable ways the DC Universe can rebuild

Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 17th September 2018

The DC universe is broken. Henry Cavill is done with Superman. Ben Affleck is too goth even for Batman and reportedly wants an escape route. Wonder Woman accidentally became the most successful one and now all the men at the studio have no idea what to do with her. And Aquaman... exists. Forget whatever humanitarian crises the Fake News Media are pushing on you this week: we need to focus our efforts on figuring out how to fix these adult manbaby movie franchises, and STAT. These 20 ideas to fix the DCCU by yours truly are a start, but frankly, I'm not hearing anything coming from your end. Is this thing even on?

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Movie Review | Ali Gray | 19th November 2017

It wasnâ€™t evil aliens that defeated the Justice League: it was facial hair.

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Important investigation: what would Henry Cavill's Superman look like with a moustache?

Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 25th July 2017

In the true spirit of investigative journalism, we recently learned that Henry Cavill will be sporting a moustache during his Justice League reshoots, so we set to work imagining what such a thing would look like. Screw you, Failing New York Times, that Pulitzer is mine.

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Zack Snyder revealed a new picture of Batman but Donald Trump is still president so nothing matters

Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 29th June 2017

Filmmaker Zack Snyder has released a brand new picture of Batman from the forthcoming superhero ensemble Justice League but Donald J Trump is still in the White House so the very concept of justice is a joke and we remain numb to everything.

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Breakdown: Things you missed in the Wonder Woman first-look footage

Movie Feature | Matt Looker | 20th January 2016

The first glimpse of Wonder Woman in all her inequality-correcting, leather-bodice-wearing glory has been released and it is fascinating. Like the true geeks and film buffs with one-of-a-kind expert knowledge that we are, hereâ€™s a deep-dive into the footage with wild speculation about some things that may happen at some point in the film or indeed ever.

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First look at Aquaman proves he's a social Justice warrior

Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 20th February 2015

Zack Snyder tweeted the first official look at Aquaman overnight and it appears he's been taking cues from The Social Network.

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Guy hired to write Justice League movie starting to freak out a little

Movie Feature | Ali | 31st August 2012

Will Beall, the man tasked with writing Warner Bros' and DC Comics' much-heralded Justice League movie, is starting to get a little hot under the collar about the superhero ensemble screenplay he has yet to deliver. "FUCK. I am so FUCKED," he told us. "FUCK."

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One down, 14498 to go (approx)

Movie News | Matt | 26th August 2012

What about Michael Bay? Guy Pearce? Er... Woody Allen? Actually, y'know what, SlashFilm? Just let us know when you've narrowed it down to about three possibilities. Otherwise we'll be here forever.

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DC scraps Justice League movie, fires diss at The Avengers

Movie News | Ali | 10th October 2010

Ooh, superhero bitch fight! DC Comics' Chief Creative Officer Geoff Johns has announced that the touted Justice League movie has been completely scrapped, and that The Avengers smell and are stupid and gay.

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