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Set a reminder to win Total Recall on Blu-ray! Or something
Movie Competition | Matt | 22nd December 2012
Hey, do you REMEMBER that film Total Recall? If MEMORY serves, it got remade earlier this year, didn’t it? That’s right, I nearly FORGOT. Hahahahahahaha. Now that we’ve all had a laugh, fancy winning a Blu-ray?
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Lessons learned from movies #182
Movie Feature | Ali | 28th August 2012
As seen in: Total Recall (2012), Children Of Men (2006) and Demolition Man (1993) among others. Apparently there's no time to wash and go when the man is keeping you down, brah.
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Total Recall
Movie Review | Ali | 27th August 2012
From what I gather due to the half-hearted outrage surrounding the existence of this remake, the original Total Recall is held in fairly high esteem. Never saw it, sorry. Go ahead, say it. I know you want to. "YOU HAVEN'T SEEN TOTAL RECALL?" Sorry, just never got around to it. "HOW CAN YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN TOTAL RECALL?" Like I just said. "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN TOTAL RECALL!" And so on. As it happens, not being on familiar terms with the original Arnoldgeddon puts me in the unique position of being able to judge Len Wiseman's reboot without bias; nowhere in this review will I bemoan the lack of/inclusion of beloved one-liners, the fact Colin Farrell isn't fit to buff Schwarzenegger's pecs or that it isn't set on Mars. My slate is clean, so I'm free to see Total Recall 2012 for exactly what it is: a bright and shiny slice of blockbuster sci-fi that's so dazzling it makes tender love to your retinas but so underwhelming it practically wipes itself from your memory the instant it's over.
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Turtle Recall trailer is toadally awesome
Movie Trailer | Ali | 1st April 2012
Arriving fashionably late for the weekend round-up, here's the full trailer for Total Recall. Is it uncool to suggest that this looks like it could be really good fun? Because... well, that.
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Totally the teaser trailer for the Total Recall teaser trailer
Movie Trailer | Ali | 28th March 2012
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Confirmed! Underworld 4: Rise Of The Bile In My Throat
Movie News | Chris | 24th September 2010
Look, just because Kate Beckinsale looks hot in skin-tight leather, that doesn't mean you have to keep going to see her movies.
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