News, Reviews & Features
  • Stop shitting on The Matrix, adverts!

    Movie News | Ali Gray | 29th January 2014

    First Agent Smith was hired to promote General Electric Hospitals, now Morpheus literally sings the praises of KIA cars. What next, Trinity advertising tampons? "When I'm attempting to free the human race from the slavery of what they think is real life, I need to be able to think on my feet. The last thing I want to do is feel unclean... down there." (Morpheus via Empire).

  • General Electric wantonly admitting they welcome viruses into hospitals

    Movie News | Ali | 14th April 2013

    Only a truly heartless corporation could allow Hugo Weaving's malevolent virus Agent Smith to wander their corridors of their hospitals unabated. Paging Mr Anderson, Mr Anderson to surgery! (via reddit)

  • The Adam Sandler Matrix

    Movie Feature | Ali | 8th November 2011

    This week sees the release of Adam Sandler's Jack And Jill, in which the comedian plays both a man AND his crazy twin sister. We're not saying it's going to be terrible, but we are saying that it's surely a low-point in the career of a man who, these days, has more misses than hits. As we once did with Nicolas Cage, let's plot Adam Sandler's movie career in matrix form. Ah, the hell with it: Jack And Jill looks terrible.

  • Lego Matrix better than actual Matrix

    Movie News | Ali | 27th November 2009

    The infamous bullet-time scene of The Matrix has been recreated in Lego. Every single bit of it. Even the bullet-time part. Has to be seen to be believed to be appreciated.