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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Movie Review | Ali Gray | 12th October 2014

So I finally got old. Morning: doctor's appointment for dry skin. Afternoon: phone calls with estate agents and surveyors and mortgage advisors. Evening: still-aching limbs from a football match played 48 hours previously. I startle awake to find myself sat in a Paramount screening room ready to watch the latest iteration of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, a phenomenon I was probably too old to enjoy guilt-free the first time round a quarter of a century ago. "Let's see those hands in the air!" says a company spokesperson, urging attendees to don the giant green foam hands provided for a photo opportunity. I am secretly glad I didn't pick any up on the way in. Because I am old as fuck.

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The Dictator

Movie Review | Ali | 11th May 2012

Jokes are funny, aren't they? I don't mean in the 'Ha ha, Jimmy Carr is totes a legend LOL' kind of way; more I find them a strange way to get a laugh â€“ painstakingly constructing sentences and cadences to maximise hilarity. It's a far more traditional, way more precise craft than surrealist, situational or observational comedy, and not one that's overly-familiar to Sacha Baron Cohen, who has thus far mostly traded on the comedy of embarrassment â€“ the exquisite awkwardness that hidden cameras and unsuspecting participants provide. The Dictator represents his return to scripted comedy after the Borat/Bruno double-header, but any fears that Cohen's appeal would effectively be neutered while working with a safety net are swiftly allayed â€“ this showcases his talents on the page as well as on the screen.

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Win Jonah Hex on DVD

Movie Competition | Ali | 28th December 2010

What else are you going to do? Watch television? Don't make me laugh. Look at that gorgeous poster. John Malkovich really doesn't want to share that tangerine, does he?

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Model with no acting experience is the new Megan Fox

Movie News | Matt | 26th May 2010

But will anyone notice?

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Megan Fox out of Transformers 3

Movie News | Ali | 19th May 2010

Tsk. You compare one director to Hitler and look what happens.

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Jonah Hex trailer: mrph hrmph hrm

Movie Trailer | Ali | 29th April 2010

Er... Pardon?

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Will Megan Fox play Red Sonja?

Movie News | Ali | 5th April 2010

It's question mark in the headline time! Megan Fox has been touted to fill in for Rose McGowan in the long-awaited Red Sonja reboot. More importantly, will Robert Rodriguez be upgrading his girlfriend?

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Megan Fox almost definitely being killed off in Transformers 3

Movie News | Ali | 21st November 2009

Why? Because Michael Bay is saying he won't. Oh Michael, you are such a master of deception!

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Jennifer's Body

Movie Review | Ali | 8th November 2009

Recently I spoke of the lack of prominent female figures in the movie industry. Well, here are three on the same film. First, you have director Karyn Kusama of Aeon Flux and Girlfight fame. Penning the script is Oscar-winning scribe du jour Diablo Cody, hot off Juno. Then, most prominent of all, you have star and full-time erection facilitator Megan Fox, who's somehow become the hottest property in female film - and even she'd be first to admit she's no idea why.

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Michael Bay starts on Transformers 3

Movie News | Ali | 1st October 2009

It was a toss-up between a picture of shiny robot cars or Megan Fox for this picture. The shiny robot cars won.

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