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Michael Bay directs underwear advert

Movie News | Ali | 7th December 2009

People say to Michael Bay, "Hey asshole, your movies are just tits and explosions." Bay smiles, and replies, "Touche". Then he flexes his muscles and rides into the sunset on his Harley to the sounds of Linkin Park.

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Megan Fox almost definitely being killed off in Transformers 3

Movie News | Ali | 21st November 2009

Why? Because Michael Bay is saying he won't. Oh Michael, you are such a master of deception!

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Michael Bay starts on Transformers 3

Movie News | Ali | 1st October 2009

It was a toss-up between a picture of shiny robot cars or Megan Fox for this picture. The shiny robot cars won.

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Transformers

Movie Review | Ali | 23rd July 2007

So here we are: the year's biggest tentpole movie has arrived and the hype could not be any bigger or nerdier. Grown men have been reduced to gibbering, pre-pubescent wrecks, muttering about Autobots and Decepticons while their girlfriends can only look on in bemusement (males not lucky enough to have a partner have meanwhile be...

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Top 20 Ridiculous Action Movie Moments

Movie Feature | Ali | 27th June 2007

Action movies should always be taken with a pinch of salt, but sometimes you've got to say enough is enough. We can stomach exploding choppers, secret agents and kung fu chefs, but every so often an action movie comes along with a scene so dumb, it defies belief - the moment that yanks you out of the film and has you muttering ...

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Transformers: A Warning To Michael Bay

Movie Feature | Ali | 25th August 2006

It's been at least year since George Lucas finished Raping My Childhood™, so it's about time someone dug up another cherished memory and manoeuvred it into the anal-entry position. While the prospect of a live-action Transformers movie does indeed kick insane amounts of ass, the execution looks like leaving a lot to be desire...

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The Island

Movie Review | Ali | 13th August 2005

Choose life. Choose a fucking big television. Choose a flash new car. Choose a yacht. Choose a clone. It looks like Renton's got into a bit more trouble than a skag habit this time, as he joins director Michael Bay for the big no-brain blockbuster of the summer. The Island marks Michael Bay's first attempt to tackle an imp...

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Bad Boys II

Movie Review | Ali | 2nd January 2005

If there are two black actors who need a hit at the moment, they're Will Smith and Martin Lawrence. Will Smith has unfortunately never lived up to the promise he showed in Michael Mann's Ali, and found himself content with dross like Men In Black 2. Martin Lawrence needs an altogether different kind of hit ie. a punch in the d...

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