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Review: Extremely Wicked, Shockingly Evil, and Vile is none of those things
Movie Review | Ali Gray | 7th May 2019
About ten years ago, when I was making my first cautious foray into screenwriting, I came up with a concept for a slasher movie with a difference. The main protagonist, you see, would be the killer, but the audience don't see him as a deranged serial murderer, they see him as a mentally disturbed person being harangued by groups of sexy young teens who keep humping each other all over his abandoned summer camp or something. It was going to be very edgy with a shocking twist with a capital 'T'. Then one day I sat down and tried to write it and realised not only was it impossible to fully conceptualise, but the concept was also, in fact, terrible. Not to worry though: looks like someone eventually made a film out of my shit idea.
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Top 10 TV shows of 2015
TV Feature | Ed Williamson | 3rd January 2016
I almost did it. Almost went my first Christmas period for five years without having to think about the end-of-year list. But then I thought of you, who is reading this now, and even though statistically you most likely are either my mother or the Googlebot spider, I decided I couldn't let you down. Also I'm on hold to TalkTalk and have nothing else to fill the time.
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Congratulations Ben Whishaw on being the new voice of Paddington!
Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 18th July 2014
#CreepyPaddington has a new creepy voice thanks to Colin Firth's replacement, Perfume star Ben Whishaw. Once he smells that marmalade, he will kill each and every one of you to get it. (HT @NevPierce).
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Freeze! Michael Bay: puppy police
Movie News | Ali | 2nd September 2010
Video of some Bosnian street urchin throwing live puppies into a river has caused outrage across the internet. They didn't reckon on one thing: Michael Bay. (*dons sunglasses, walks away from explosion*)
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The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
Movie Review | Ali | 12th March 2010
There's a lot to be said for a good old-fashioned murder mystery. If it weren't for the likes of Columbo, Quincy and Diagnosis Murder, daytime TV would be a dead zone. If it weren't for the likes of Agatha Christie and Dorothy L Sayers, your mum's bookshelf would be empty. And if it wasn't for The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, you'd have to go all the way back to 2007's Gone Baby Gone for the last decent mystery thriller.
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The Uninvited
Movie Review | Ali | 6th May 2009
Yawn. That's how excited I was about The Uninvited. Not even bothered enough to think up a witty intro. Fact is, even for a man who's often frightened by his own toes, modern horror movies fill me with roughly as much terror as receiving a free pizza. I am happy to report, then, that this is barely a horror movie at all, and wha...
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