Phillip Schofield

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"You keep your hands off those!" Extensive and comprehensive analysis on Phillip Schofield's greatest TV moment

TV Feature | Ali Gray | 24th August 2018

In which I spend several thousand words on the most excruciating 18 seconds of Phillip Schofield's professional career.

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Schofield to work off ITV McAlpine settlement

TV News | Ed Williamson | 4th December 2012

ITV has instructed Phillip Schofield that his actions in temporarily going batshit and handing a list of suspected paedophiles to the Prime Minister will not go unpunished. "The way we see it, the bugger owes us 125 grand," said a spokesman.

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Five game suggestions for The Cube

TV Feature | Ali Gray | 8th November 2011

TV writer Grace Dent has already expressed her discontent at bizarre, pseudo-futuristic ITV gameshow The Cube getting another series, and we can't help but agree. If any of the producers are reading, which obviously you are, then here are some tips to make it more exciting.

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