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If 2020's Oscar-nominated movie posters told the truth

Movie Feature | Ali Gray, Becky Suter, Matt Looker | 13th January 2020

It's the tenth annual iteration of what's fast becoming our only feature - that's right, it's time for another round of 'If Movie Posters Told The Truth' with me, your increasingly cynical host! We'll be right back after these messages!

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If 2019's Oscar-nominated movie posters told the truth

Movie Feature | Ali Gray, Matt Looker, Becky Suter | 22nd January 2019

You know the drill by now. Are you new here? Let's get this over with.

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I have found my new favourite film poster tagline

Movie Feature | Matt Looker | 6th August 2018

Move over "An adventure 65 million years in the making". Step aside "In space no one can hear you scream". Get out of the way "One dream. Four Jamaicans. Twenty below zero." There's a new epic tagline in town.

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The symbolism in this Equalizer 2 IMAX poster will blow your mind off

Movie Feature | Matt Looker | 24th July 2018

A new Imax poster has been released for The Equalizer 2 and, on first glance, it may just look like a silhouette of Lady Justice superimposed on Denzel Washingtonâ€™s shirt, but look closer. Look deeper.

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Let's take a deep dive into the first Aquaman poster aka Finding Greebo

Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 17th July 2018

I'm being forced to embrace the disjointed madness emanating from DC Headquarters right now, because while Marvel have cracked the formula and landed on a consistent tone for their cinematic universe, DC have got nothing to lose. They're playing discordant, cinematic jazz. We're fully in 'no bad ideas' territory with this insane new Aquaman poster: it's the last day of school term and the kids are running the classroom now. They're all over the fucking shop, is essentially what I'm getting at.

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If 2018's Oscar-nominated movie posters told the truth

Movie Feature | Ali Gray, Neil Alcock, Matt Looker, Becky Suter, Ed Williamson | 23rd January 2018

It's been a trying year. The very nature of truth has come under threat. Honesty is a rare commodity. Transparency in power is non-existent. Maybe, just maybe, if the posters for Hollywood's most fancied Oscar movies started telling the truth, others would follow suit. Retweet and share this on Facebook 100 times if you want Donald Trump impeached and maybe we can make a real difference, starting with my Google AdSense income.

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"Our horror movie title is terrible. Should we make the tagline worse to make it sound comparatively better?"

Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 27th August 2017

Alternate suggestions: 'Evil just Shared your post', 'Evil just added you to Messenger', 'Evil is attending an Event in your area'.

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If 2017's Oscar-nominated movie posters told the truth

Movie Feature | Ali Gray, Matt Looker, Neil Alcock, Becky Suter, Ed Williamson | 24th January 2017

The mainstream media is full of fake news. Hollywood is full of failing celebs, who don't even know me. If the big movies this Oscar season, which I hear are very overrated, told the truth, they'd look like this. Sad!

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New poster released for Christopher Nolan's Dunk Irk

Movie Feature | Matt Looker | 12th December 2016

Critics are already calling it "Inception meets Space Jam".

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Fixed the new Jason Bourne poster

Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 17th June 2016

The poster designers seem to have forgotten to put any text on Matt Damon's face for once. You're welcome, you guys!

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