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If 2016's Oscar-nominated movie posters told the truth
Movie Feature | Ali Gray, Matt Looker, Ed Williamson | 14th January 2016
It's a particularly open race at this year's Oscars, which is interesting, so interesting, so incredibly interesting. Could this film win? But what about that film? Does this actor deserve a nomination? Should that actress have lobbied for Lead instead of Supporting? All of these are words that people say that have absolutely no bearing on these stupid posters that I made. Enjoy them by looking at them and forwarding them to your nan.
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ಠ_ಠSomeone forgot to make these Allegiant posters actually match up
Movie Feature | Matt Looker | 6th January 2016
You had one job, hug-reverse-shot-match-up guy!
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8 other stupid EXTREME things that could be Point Break posters
Movie Feature | Matt Looker | 8th December 2015
Point Break: The Remake is coming and it's so EXTREME the only way to catch it in cinemas is to parachute in from a Harrier Jump Jet, abseil down the screen and then set yourself on fire while dry-humping a lion and eating a really, really hot curry. Any less than this and you just aren't EXTREME enough for whoever is Patrick Swayze in this one.
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Did they... Did they put makeup on Emily Blunt on the Sicario poster?
Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 20th September 2015
I've been walking past the poster for Emily Blunt's hitman drama Sicario for weeks now, but just assumed the one-sheet in Holborn station had been vandalised. Apparently that's not the case: every version of this Sicario poster has Emily Blunt made up to look like a Victorian prostitute.
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New Fantastic Four one-sheet is the ultimate orange and blue poster
Movie Feature | Matt Looker | 13th July 2015
Photo mosaic by: mattlooker @ Mosaically
I created this manually, by the way, carefully choosing each poster one at a time. It took me four years. -
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THE HOLLYWOOD SIGN DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY
Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 8th June 2015
Watch out, HOLLYLOLWOOD! The Smosh guys are coming for you, I imagine!
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Is this the largest that nostrils have ever been on a movie poster?
Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 20th May 2015
Genuine question. Tweet me if you can find any bigger ones.
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You said it, weird Russian poster for lesser De Niro movie Bus 657
Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 28th April 2015
WAIT...
Place your bets on how many minutes of screen time Robert De Niro gets in this new thriller. Twelve? Seven? Three? I'll wager that co-star Mark-Paul Gosselaar (aka Zack from Saved By The Bell) gets more lines. -
Improving the Insidious 3 posters with childish alternate captions
Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 2nd April 2015
As you were. -
Poster trend: nothing illustrates a fractured psyche like a dissolve!
Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 19th March 2015
From the guys who brought you unnecessary helicopters, unnecessary sparks, unnecessary motion blur, unnecessary little people, unnecessary diagonal and unnecessary everything else comes the latest poster trend: unnecessary dissolves!
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