Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes

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Andy Serkis for an Oscar? Let's nip this in the bud, shall we?

Movie News | Ali | 4th November 2011

According to reputable film-type people, Fox are going to push an Oscar campaign for Andy Serkis, due to his excellent motion-capture work in Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes. You maniacs! Etc.

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The 10 dumbest things about Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes

Movie Feature | Luke | 2nd September 2011

Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes dragged its knuckles into cinemas a few weeks ago, meeting with almost universal acclaim. And rightly so, it's a lot of fun. But just because a movie is good doesn't mean it can't be as dumb as a pile of sticks, with plot holes big enough to float the Titanic through. In 3D.

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Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes

Movie Review | Matt | 9th August 2011

Since the original Planet of the Apes was released in 1968, it has spawned four sequels, two TV series and a critically disparaged Burton remake. But that all finished 10 years ago so of course itâ€™s time for a prequel/reboot/cash-grab. But can this new film actually offer anything new to a pretty well-exhausted canon, or is it just scraping the bottom of the barrel of monkeys?

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No poster would be complete without an unnecessary helicopter

Movie Feature | Ali | 27th July 2011

Exposed: the practice of chucking in a helicopter to make a movie poster look more exciting. Because helicopters equals excitement, and excitement equals PROFIT!

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New Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes poster is, er, good question

Movie News | Luke | 24th June 2011

Just what the world needed - another hilariously shitty movie poster. This one does have angry apes throwing 'black power' salutes in front a burning city whilst helicopter gunships circle overhead, though.

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Apes up-side your head, say apes upside your head...

Movie Trailer | Luke | 3rd June 2011

Looks like things are getting a bit hairy for humankind in this first full theatrical trailer for Rise Of The Planet Of The Apes.

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Watch 5 seconds of Rise of the Planet of the Apes

Movie News | Luke | 12th April 2011

First footage of Rise of the Planet of the Apes is shorter than a chimp's cock. Also more of a tech demo.

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