Robert Carlyle
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Once Upon a Time to bolster Nazi-free Channel 5 scheduling
TV Video | Ed Williamson | 20th March 2012
I haven't smoked in over 48 hours. So what I really need is a FUCKING VIDEO OF SOME FUCKING FAIRYTALE BASTARDS AND sorry, sorry. I'm sure this is great, really. Even though it's got FUCKING PIXIES IN IT I MEAN WHO THE FUCK MAKES TV WITH PIXIES AND
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Let's check in with Once Upon a Time, shall we?
TV Feature | Ed Williamson | 26th January 2012
See, I was already 100% sure I didn't want to watch a show about fairytales starring Dr Cameron off House even before Channel 5 picked it up to air in the Spring. But fair's fair: let's have a quick look and see how it's getting on in the States by way of a series of oddly low-res images I nicked off Digital Spy.
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Robert Carlyle would do Porno
Movie News | Ali | 10th September 2009
Titter, tee hee, guffaw, etc. What Robert Carlyle means is that he's willing to make the sequel to Trainspotting with Danny Boyle. Sorry for going all The Sun on you there.
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