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Russell Crowe to play new Bond villain, GoldenEar

Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 19th February 2015

Unfortunately, Russell volunteered to sing the theme tune, too. (Poster for Russ's new movie, The Water Diviner, courtesy of IMPawards.com).

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Les MisÃ©rables

Movie Review | Ali | 10th January 2013

Let me tell you straight off, I'm not really a 'theatre person'. I'm exactly the sort of philistine who would probably walk out of a matinee showing of The Mousetrap at The Windmill if the concessions stand was closed. The last thing I saw in a theatre was Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark. The time before that was The Woman In Black, but only because I knew it was considered exciting enough to be made into a film. The time before that was probably Garfield: Live!, although to my credit, I was about six at the time (even so, I still remember being terrified of Garfield's perennially glassy, non-blinking eyes and fixed, rictus grin. Maybe I caught him on a Monday).

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First look inside Noah's ark results in obvious movie gag

Movie Feature | Matt | 26th September 2012

While Darren Aronofsky has been toiling away on his big screen version of the story of Noah's ark, film bloggers across the internet have been scratching their heads over how to cover the film in an interesting and original way. They needn't have bothered.

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Tuesday LOL: Russell Crowe has a wang on his hat

Movie News | Ali | 29th May 2012

Russ in Les Mis, looking well mis. (Courtesy of USA Today)

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Films on TV round-up: More4 got mo' films, mofos

TV Feature | Ed Williamson | 15th January 2012

Hey, it turns out More4 show films as well as ... wait, what else do they have on More4? It's all politics and serious stuff, isn't it? I've no time for that, personally. All that thinking HURT ED HEAD.

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Films on TV round-up: families of all kinds

TV Feature | Kirsty Harrison | 25th September 2011

Another week, another selection of X-Men related movies on ITV2. Thankfully, there are other channels and many, many other films to watch. I haven't got a lot of time to waste talking about them, as Ryan Reynolds' M&S adverts aren't going to watch themselves. So let's go, chop chop!

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Films on TV round-up: CLEVER PEOPLE GO NUTS: THE PROOF

TV Feature | Ed Williamson | 21st August 2011

For no reason other than my own amusement, this week's films on TV round-up is written in the style of The Sun.

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The Next Three Days

Movie Review | Ali | 23rd December 2010

The Next Three Days is kind of a throwback to the classic action movies Hollywood put out in the mid-nineties - the 'one man versus the world' era of thrillers, in which lantern-jawed heroes like Harrison Ford or Mel Gibson fight to save their family against improbable odds and injustice. At one point, the lead character - a stoic, possibly stubbled everyman forced into action against his will - is likely to growl "Give me back my wife" or something, before killing eight thousand terrorists in the name of love. Brilliant.

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Paul Haggis, Russell Crowe to reteam for The Equalizer

Movie News | Chris | 29th September 2010

Edward Woodward's '80s icon will return, and will most likely battle racism in a completely preachy and obvious manner.

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Robin Hood

Movie Review | Rob | 15th May 2010

The first time Ridley Scott made a big budget, historical epic with Russell Crowe, it worked out really rather quite well. Scott tried again five years later, only this time he roped in Orlando Bloom. That didn't work out so well. The lesson there is, don't work with Orlando Bloom. Now it seems Scott has learnt his lesson and got his Gladiatorial mate back for another historical/fictional jaunt, but this time, with bows, arrows and a Yorkshire accent (or something like it).

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