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Entire Comic-Con convention populated by actors in disguise
Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 28th July 2014
Enraged ticket holders in San Diego this weekend were told they were unable to gain access to the 2014 Comic-Con convention because the entire exhibition hall was taken up by famous actors walking around in disguise.
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Fan excited for superhero movie face-off that is 756 days away
Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 11th April 2014
A superhero movie fan has expressed tremendous excitement regarding the simultaneous release of Captain America 3 and Batman Vs Superman on the 6th of May, 2016, claiming he "can't wait to see who wins", blissfully ignoring the fact that the event is still 756 days away and he could feasibly accomplish many life-changing things in that time.
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Rights for Nicolas Cage officially revert back to Marvel
Movie Feature | Ali | 3rd May 2013
The rights for popular comic character Nicolas Cage have lapsed and will revert back to Marvel Studios, after Sony admitted they had no plans for any more Nicolas Cage movies.
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Guy hired to write Justice League movie starting to freak out a little
Movie Feature | Ali | 31st August 2012
Will Beall, the man tasked with writing Warner Bros' and DC Comics' much-heralded Justice League movie, is starting to get a little hot under the collar about the superhero ensemble screenplay he has yet to deliver. "FUCK. I am so FUCKED," he told us. "FUCK."
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Green Lantern super excited about new Justice League movie
Movie Feature | Ali | 8th June 2012
Hal Jordan aka masked superhero Green Lantern has expressed his excitement over Warner Bros' new Justice League movie, telling us "I can't wait to hook up with my super friends and start making movies again!" Batman and Superman are yet to comment.
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Film journalist completes poorly-conceived feature on archery
Movie Feature | Ali | 11th May 2012
A film journalist yesterday filed some half-arsed copy for a lacklustre feature in which he was asked to examine why so many of this year's blockbuster hits feature archery. "Not my best work," said the journalist.
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Leaked Avengers toys reveal Captain America to be 'tiny and plastic'
Movie Feature | Ali | 13th February 2012
Leaked images of toys from the Vienna Toyfest 2012 have revealed some fairly shocking spoilers for The Avengers, including the surprising news that Chris Evan's Captain America character will be made entirely out of plastic and will allegedly only be three inches high.
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What Just Happened
Movie Review | Rob | 3rd December 2008
Hunter S. Thompson once said, "The music business is a cruel and shallow money trench; a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side." Exchange 'music' for 'movie' - as Bruce Willis does here - and this famed quote sums up this latest Robert De Niro/Barry Levin...
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