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Does Executive Decision have the worst DVD blurb ever?

Movie Feature | Matt | 18th September 2012

I bought a copy of Executive Decision on DVD recently. I forget why.

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Generic action show interesting new creative direction for Seagal

TV Video | Ed Williamson | 6th December 2011

In a move that will surprise those who expected him to pursue his oft-stated ambition to tackle some Chekhov on stage at the Old Vic, Steven Seagal is now in a cop show in which he shoots people in the face a lot.

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All hail FilmDrunk: every single Steven Seagal bone break

Movie News | Ali | 22nd March 2011

I have a unique physiological reaction to how awesome this video is.

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Stallone wants Willis as the bad guy for The Expendables 2

Movie News | Ali | 30th August 2010

Sylvester Stallone's The Expendables is quite literally blowing up right now around the world, but he's already thinking about a sequel, and who might play the big bad: he's tweeted Bruce Willis as a suggestion.

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New red-band Machete trailer features stabbing, swearing, tits

Movie Trailer | Ali | 23rd July 2010

Come to Mexico, they said!

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Machete trailer es muy bueno!

Movie Trailer | Ali | 5th May 2010

Robert Rodriguez presents... the real trailer for the full-length movie of the fake trailer for Machete. Happy Cinco De Mayo! (I think that's like the Mexican "May the 4th be with you").

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Steven Seagal: Lawman summed up in one promotional still

Movie News | Ali | 5th January 2010

Maybe you figured you'd catch Steven Seagal: Lawman on cable tonight. Don't bother: this new promotional still tells you everything you need to know and it doesn't waste half an hour of your life. Just mine.

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Drunk-driver upsets Steven Seagal

Movie News | Ali | 1st January 2010

Steven Seagal vs. Mouthy Drunk-Driver. Round one.... FIGHT!

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Five to show Seagal's fake cop show

Movie News | Ali | 11th October 2009

Fear not, Seagalogists: Uncle Steven's awesome new reality TV show will air on Channel Five in the UK. Someone get me a flannel, I got a Fire Down Below!

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Oh. My. God. Steven Seagal: Lawman

Movie Trailer | Ali | 25th August 2009

Pleasure overload... Trailer... Steven Seagal... Cop... Jefferson Parish... Reality TV show... Justice... Running... Tazers... Handheld cameras... They should have sent a poet.

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