Star Trek Into Darkness

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Star Trek Into Darkness and five other spoilery DVD covers

Movie Feature | Matt | 2nd September 2013

Star Trek Into Darkness is released on DVD and Blu-ray today and, in case you haven't already heard, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DONâ€™T READ THE BACK COVER.

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Serious corner: Why nostalgia is stunting Hollywood's growth

Movie Feature | Ali | 11th June 2013

Yeah, this is a long one. If you want a TL;DR, then I guess I can sum up this article by saying 'Wah wah waah'. Also spoilers for Star Trek Into Darkness and Iron Man 3.

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The 5 (million) dumbest things about Star Trek Into Darkness

Movie Feature | Luke | 24th May 2013

When Matt reviewed Star Trek Into Darkness he echoed what many others have said: lots of fun but bobbins plot and too much reliance on nostalgia. So with my expectations suitably lowered I embarked upon a little trek of my own to the cinema, and - unfortunately - it turned out to be much more of a Slow Slog Into Dumbness than I had feared. Here's my best attempt at explaining why. (Mahoosive spoilers and frothy entitlism ahead - you have been warned!)

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New poster trend alert: Just add motion blur

Movie Feature | Matt | 10th May 2013

Following on from posters with sparks, posters with diagonals and 16 poster traditions that need to die in a fire, here are some... wait, do we do this too much?

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Reviewing Star Trek Into Darkness with gifs

Movie Feature | Matt | 7th May 2013

So you may have seen our official, in-depth Star Trek Into Darkness review posted a few days ago. But whatâ€™s that you say? Tl; dr? Right, so what would you prefer? A quick, short review cut down into bite-size chunks and, I donâ€™t know, accompanied by funny moving pictures? (*sigh*) Make it so...

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Star Trek Into Darkness

Movie Review | Matt | 4th May 2013

Right from the very first scene, which sees Kirk and Bones sprinting through bright red flora to escape from a primitive alien tribe, Star Trek Into Darkness proves to be a film of relentless adventure. Itâ€™s non-stop action through and through, and, once this opening chase sets the pace, the film seems to always be constantly accelerating. As such, the film spends all of its time going somewhere; and it goes quickly, it goes loudly and it goes spectacularly. The only problem is that it never seems to live up to the franchiseâ€™s original mission statement and go boldly.

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Something about this Star Trek Into Darkness poster seems a little off

Movie News | Ali | 16th April 2013

I can't quite put my finger on what's weird about it.

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Fixing Paramount's Star Trek Into Darkness 'cinemosaic'

Movie Feature | Luke | 11th April 2013

Today Paramount revealed something called a 'cinemosaic' for the upcoming Star Trek Into Darkness. To be honest I'd never heard of one of them before, but when I found out it was basically a bunch of animated gifs sitting on the internet and none of them featured cats, well... something had to be done.

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If the new Star Trek poster was as subtle as the new Star Trek trailer

Movie Trailer | Ali | 21st March 2013

They should have called this movie Star Tits Into Bra-rkness. Am I right or am I right? (Actual poster at IMP).

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News: Spock still struggles to do that fingers thing

Movie News | Matt | 27th December 2012

Empire have a bunch of new Star Trek Into Darkness pics, including this one which proves once and for all that even the most experienced Vulcans still find that hand gesture thing a bit of a bastard to do.

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