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Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Movie Review | Matt Looker | 16th December 2015

Star Wars: The Force Awakens might just be the best film of the last 30 years or soâ€¦

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Wait, HOW long is Kylo Ren's arm in that Force Awakens poster?

Movie Feature | Matt Looker | 21st October 2015

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Yes, we're still talking about Star Wars. No, YOU'RE obsessed. Shut up. (As pointed out by @Becky_Super)

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9 Gifs from the new Star Wars trailer you won't find anywhere else

Movie Feature | Matt Looker | 20th October 2015

The new Star Wars trailer is here! There are explosions and lightsabers and robots and space and flying and old people! Every single nano-parsec of it is AMAZING.

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17 things we still don't know about Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 11th October 2015

There is still much we don't know about the new Star Wars movie. What is it called? Who will direct it? Which characters from the original trilogy will return? I have just done a cursory Google search and found that all of my previous questions do in fact have answers. But I'm pretty sure the following ones don't.

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Fuck off did C3PO have a silver leg

Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 13th August 2015

Today I made a most unsettling discovery and now I'm sharing it with you in the vain hope that it'll make the madness I'm currently feeling feel less intense. I still almost can't believe it's true, despite photo evidence that appears to confirm it. No. It can't be right. It just can't be. I've seen Star Wars about 25 times and I never noticed this. Fuck off does C3PO have one silver leg.

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Secret Cinema audiences wowed as man arrives dressed as Han Solo

Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 26th July 2015

Attendees of the current Star Wars-themed Secret Cinema live event have reacted with shock and awe to the arrival of a ticket holder who came dressed as lovable space rogue Han Solo. "How did no one else think of this?" said an amazed onlooker.

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Trailer breakdown: Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 16th April 2015

STAR WARS! WAR STORES! TRAMOPOLINE!

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Rejected "cool new lightsaber" designs for Star Wars: Episode VII

Movie Feature | Matt Looker | 1st December 2014

Seen the new Star Wars trailer? Seen the new lightsaber? With the hilt? Of course you have. The only person who hasn't seen it yet is George Lucas and that's because, as part of the deal with Disney, he had to have Star Wars completely erased from his memory.

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Watch the Star Wars trailer online right now!

Movie Feature | Matt Looker | 28th November 2014

I know. I'm a dick. Here's an amazing selection of Star Wars gifs by way of apology.

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A brief history of New Star Wars Trailer Day

Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 28th November 2014

Happy New Star Wars Trailer Day everyone! While the world and its web awaits the first non-shitty-camcorder footage of Star Wars: The Force Awakens, let's bide our time by learning a little about this most prestigious of national holidays. Are you all wearing your traditional Imperial robes? Then I'll begin!

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