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Running Scared
Movie Review | Ali | 2nd March 2006
Paul Walker stars as a... chances are, by this point, you'll already know if you want to go see Running Scared or not. Destined to be remembered as 'that one out of The Fast and the Furious that wasn't Vin Diesel', Walker is now apparently seasoned enough to play a leading man - if claims that he was to be the 'new Keanu Reeves...
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Hide And Seek
Movie Review | Ali | 5th March 2005
Perhaps more than any other genre, horror films have the most cliches to avoid. If you're going to try and sustain any sense of tension, the last thing you want is your audience second-guessing everything, completely deflating any suspense you might have created in the process - it doesn't make for a scary movie if you flag eve...
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Alexander
Movie Review | | 24th February 2005
Since Russell Crowe left audiences worldwide either pumped up with testosterone/so turned on that the seat needed sponging down (delete according to sexuality), we've seen the rebirth of "the Historical Epic". Troy, The Last Samurai, and now Alexander have all tried to hang onto Gladiator's money-scented coat tails. S...
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Van Helsing
Movie Review | Ali | 14th September 2004
As far as tantalising taglines go, 'The new movie from the director of "The Mummy" and "The Mummy Returns"' must go down in history as one of the worst. Having already defecated on one classic horror franchise, Stephen Sommers is now attempting to breathe life into three, and all in the one picture. It's cer...
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