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Crack the code for exciting Expendables 3 news
Movie News | Matt | 6th November 2012
Exciting, new viral marketing for a tired, old, virile franchise has begun. Can you decipher Sly Stallone's baffling code to reveal some top casting choices for Expendables 3?
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The Last Stand vs Bullet To The Head: who's the ultimate action OAP?
Movie Feature | Ali | 21st August 2012
They're grumpy! They're old! Their muscles ache! But they're movie stars, damn it! After their two Expendables team-building exercises, Arnold Schwarzenegger and Sylvester Stallone are going head to head in early 2013 with competing action movies: The Last Stand and Bullet To The Head. We square them off against one another by putting a little 'vs' between their pictures. That's how it works, right?
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The definitive list of ridiculous action hero character names
Movie Feature | Ali | 17th August 2012
If you've seen The Expendables' IMDB page lately, you'll have seen the amazing character names in all their glory, but these are just the latest in the long, fine tradition of giving action stars the most ridiculous monikers possible. With that in mind, we present to you the cream of the crap: the most ludicrously macho characters ever named.
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The Expendables 2
Movie Review | Ali | 14th August 2012
The Expendables 2 isn't a movie that exists in our conventional universe. Sure, it stars men of flesh and blood, who live and breathe and bleed, but it is not set in reality. It's an extreme cinematic experience – a 'movie movie', the kind which characters in Quentin Tarantino films enjoy. It's just that little bit exaggerated – not always to an immediately noticeable degree, but it feels like it's constantly overclocked. The Expendables 2 is turbo-charged, hyper-violent, super-stupid and doesn't give a single, solitary shit.
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Who looks most bored on the new poster for The Expendables 2?
Movie Feature | Ali | 16th June 2012
It's the most exciting action movie of the year, featuring an ambulance-full of action heroes, eager to show they can still cut it in the modern world. Why, then, do they all look so bloody miserable?
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Films on TV round-up: a Stallonic epiphany
TV Feature | Ed Williamson | 11th March 2012
I have seen neither of this week's two featured films. But I think that, if we work as a team, we might just both learn something.
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Films on TV round-up: Stallone gets fat, Statham gets EVEN
TV Feature | Ed Williamson | 19th February 2012
To think that these two guys will share the same screen for the second time this year. How does one frame manage to cram in that much masculinity? Even in IMAX.
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Films on TV round-up: gamma poisoning and Nazi footballers
TV Feature | Ed Williamson | 22nd January 2012
I wrote this on my phone while on the tube today. Lest it be forgotten, the guy who got on at Green Park and sat next to me, reading the Financial Times so expansively as to have his right hand more or less directly in front of my face throughout his entire journey, is a dick.
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Exclusive pictures from The Expendables 2: PG-13 version
Movie Feature | Ali | 20th January 2012
As Sylvester Stallone reveals that Chuck Norris got his way and The Expendables 2 will be released as a PG-13 rated movie, we can exclusively reveal some leaked photos from the set of the movie. They weren't kidding: this one is aimed squarely at the teenage market.
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My balls just exploded
Movie News | Ali | 19th November 2011
Here's the first poster for Planet Hollywood: The Movie aka The Expendables 2. Warning: excess testosterone may cause spontaneous purchase of Nuts magazine.
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