Taken

News, Reviews & Features

Liam Neeson does great impression of road sign in first Taken 3 still

Movie News | Ali Gray | 23rd September 2014

That's it, Liam! Stoop! Bend! Be black! Be pointy!

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The Liam Neeson Integrity Timeline

Movie Feature | Ali | 25th June 2013

That's Taken 3, coming soon, rated U for Universal.

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Die Hard Week: I want to hear John McClane say "motherfucker"

Movie News | Ali | 12th February 2013

Today the BBFC confirmed what we'd all feared: that A Good Day To Die Hard would be rated 12A in the UK. Which sucks, obviously, because no one likes to see once proud iconoclasts of badass cinema reduced to suckering kids out of their pocket money with a two-bit Punch and Judy show. I'm a paying adult and I want to hear John McClane say the word "motherfucker". I guess I'm just old-fashioned like that.

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9 worst movie lines of 2012

Movie Feature | Matt | 2nd January 2013

It's 2013! A new year of wonderful movies to look forward to, so full of potential and promise. Or we could just point and laugh at last year's films again? Yeah, let's do that.

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Twitter search: reassuring me I'm not funny or clever since 2006

Movie Feature | Ali | 8th October 2012

'Taken 2: The Knacker's Yard' is the better gag, anyway.

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Taken 2

Movie Review | Matt | 21st September 2012

When Liam Neeson uses his particular set of skills - y'know, the ones that he has acquired over a very long career - to hunt you down, it turns out that what he'll do to you is nothing compared to the butchering you'll receive in the editing suite afterwards.

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Liam Neeson dials down threat following Taken 2's 12A rating

Movie News | Ali | 15th September 2012

Revenge-fulled violent kidnap torturefest Taken 2 goes for the teen pocket money demographic with a 12A rating. (Full BBFC details here).

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Taken 2 to feature guns, mourning, torture, extreme air guitar

Movie News | Ali | 1st September 2012

If it's anything like its predecessor, Taken 2 will feature lots of shots of Liam Neeson looking pained, plenty of gunplay and more than its fair share of torture. One new addition for the sequel, however, is the inclusion of rockin' out. Let me explain.

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An update on Taken 2, just because

Movie News | Ali | 15th October 2011

It's the movie that isn't The Avengers or all the other best films from next year that everyone's sort of talking about!

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5 ideas for things that could be 'taken' in Taken 2

Movie Feature | Matt | 23rd March 2011

This is assuming that Maggie Grace isn't dumb enough to get kidnapped by European, drug-pushing sex-traffickers again.

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