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Full trailer and poster for the Taylor Lautner parkour movie FINALLY

Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 15th December 2014

The trailer for Tracers, Taylor Lautner's long-gestating movie about cycle messaging and parkour, hit the web today, the same day as the eagerly anticipated drama Knight Of Cups from director Terrence Malick. Guess which one I'm poring over in detail after the jump.

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Joy as Lautner beard revealed to be shit

TV News | Ed Williamson | 7th August 2014

There was much rejoicing today as a picture from Cuckoo's second season revealed that Taylor Lautner looks an absolute weapon with a beard. As long as he doesn't take his shirt off we've got one over on him, lads.

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The Twilight posterface animated gif: My, haven't they grown?

Movie Feature | Ali | 13th November 2012

No.

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Twilight has the most anodyne IMDB movie trivia ever

Movie News | Ali | 25th October 2012

I swear I'm not trying to shit on Twilight's parade, but... well, they just keep coming to me. For work reasons (honest injun) I had to look up some Twilight trivia, expecting some fun titbits of info and cool easter eggs. I was disappointed.

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Rejoice: The Complete Twilight Defacement Project

Movie Feature | Ali | 10th October 2012

Updated: the full complement of defaced film stills from the Twilight: Breaking Dawn movies, ensuring no one will ever take Twilight seriously EVER AGAIN.

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Memewatch: the stars of Twilight: Breaking Dawn run like the wind

Movie Feature | Ali, Luke, Matt | 3rd October 2012

Because really, when have we ever passed up an opportunity to shit all over Twilight?

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The Twilight Defacement Project: breaking down Breaking Dawn Part 2

Movie Feature | Ali, Luke | 27th June 2012

To be honest, I forget why we started defacing every single new film still from the Twilight movies, but it's too much fun to stop.

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Jesus vamping Christ, these new Twilight posters are boring

Movie News | Ali | 25th May 2012

Every single poster for the Twilight saga thus far has featured a gloomy background with a mopey bastard on it. Breaking Dawn Part 2 does not break trend. Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner are literally the poster children for inertia.

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Incredible synopsis for Taylor Lautner's parkour movie, Tracers

Movie Feature | Ali | 17th May 2012

Good old T-Lautz hasn't let the end of Twilight get him down: he's picked himself up, signed on to a movie about free-running and got his ass down to Cannes to sell it to the highest bidder. Anyone? Anyone?

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So is this still about vampires, or...?

Movie Trailer | Ali | 5th June 2011

The trailer for Twilight: Breaking Dawn has been released, and you've been invited to the fictional wedding of the year! Then, later that night... The honeymoon begins. Bow-chicka-chicka...

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