The Apprentice Season 10 Recaps
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The Apprentice: season 10, episode 12 recap: "The End is Nigh"
TV Feature | Becky Suter | 3rd January 2015
I know two weeks is a long time to wait for a recap, but it's taken this long for the police to cut through the chains tying me to the railings outside Lord Sugar's house, where I turned up on Sunday 21st in protest. Let's just say some things were yelled, some slogans were daubed in biohazardous material, but in the end no one got hurt. By now you should all know who won, and I AM NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT. Nevertheless, let's recap the night as it happened and see if anything I say will stand up in court.
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The Apprentice: season 10, episode 11 recap: "Taking it to the Next Corporate Level"
TV Feature | Becky Suter | 21st December 2014
I have heard that the Google recruitment process is made up of eight different interviews, in one of which the candidate is lead into an empty room and someone leaps out from behind a curtain, to gauge how they deal with stress. Faced with this, I think I would strike out and kill the person from behind the curtain with a blow to the oesophagus, and then presumably Google would immediately make me CEO, or something.
Yup, it's that part of The Apprentice when people nervously rethink their LinkedIn profile and wonder whether their employer is ever going to double-check that 100m swimming badge that they never actually got. It's interview week! -
The Apprentice: season 10, episode 10 recap: "A Trifling Matter"
TV Feature | Becky Suter | 14th December 2014
So far we've said goodbye to Dapper Laughs, The Sad-Eyed Woman, Fabulous Stephen, Lauren The Bratz Doll, Pamela (nope, me neither), The Sockless Wanker and finally, last week Fat Daddy Felipe got the chop and it was like seeing a pug being put to sleep.
Still left in the competition we have Sanjay whose name baffles me, Sarah Millican's younger sister, Rocket Surgeon Mark, Danyewl (how?), Solomon Blue Suit, Bianca and her million different shades of pink lipstick, and Roisin who I always forget is around. There are still more people left in The Apprentice than have auditioned for The X Factor over the past 10 years. Is our licence fee paying for all those taxis that ferry them around? -
The Apprentice: season 10, episode 9 recap: "The Bone Collectors"
TV Feature | Ed Williamson | 4th December 2014
Obviously I don't watch The Apprentice, because it is among the litany of modern cultural images intended to discourage individual thought, divert our notions of aspiration towards dreams of meaningless celebrity, and make us dumb, compliant and less likely to rise up and overthrow the shadowy conservative plutocracy that owns the media. But I've recapped last night's episode anyway for funzies.
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The Apprentice: season 10, episode 8 recap: "Hot Tub Lie Machine"
TV Feature | Becky Suter | 1st December 2014
Remember when Wednesdays were fun? When you could do as you wanted and not be a slave to the corporate machine? I miss those days.
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The Apprentice: season 10, episode 7 recap: "The Big Snapple"
TV Feature | Becky Suter | 20th November 2014
All Apprentice and no play makes Becky a dull girl All Apprentice and no play makes Becky a dull girl All Apprentice and no play makes Becky a dull girl All Apprentice and no play makes Becky a dull girl
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The Apprentice: season 10, episode 6 recap: "Don't Hate the Players, Hate the Game"
TV Feature | Becky Suter | 13th November 2014
Just when I thought it was on the brink, The Apprentice pulls itself from the wreckage of last week's Coach Trip disaster and delivers another doozy of an episode. I may just push back my trip to Dignitas for another week.
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The Apprentice: season 10, episode 5 recap: "The Road to Hell"
TV Feature | Becky Suter | 10th November 2014
Thankfully this week's episode was much less dramatic. Following the sucker punch that was last week's triple firing, I don't think my heart could have taken it. However, it did mean we got the worst. Episode. Ever.
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The Apprentice: season 10, episode 4 recap: "The Red Wedding"
TV Feature | Becky Suter | 30th October 2014
Apologies for the spoilerish title, but holy fuck, what just happened? I actually think I'm about to have an aneurysm. This is peak Apprentice, people; we're through the looking glass.
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The Apprentice: season 10, episode 3 recap: "Stinking up the Place"
TV Feature | Becky Suter | 24th October 2014
It's 4am. The phone rings at The Apprentice house and it's Lord Sugar himself. He's not calling about this week's task; he just fancies a chat because he's been up all night worrying that Nick's written something horrible about him in his Book of Secrets. After reassuring a tearful Alan that it's probably all in his mind, the candidates are assembled at the Royal Exchange, but no one can quite look him in the eye.
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