The Rock

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GI Joe: Retaliation theatrical trailer: wait for it... waaait for iiit...

Movie Trailer | Ali | 24th April 2012

Okay, 2.17 if you really can't wait for it. [Context].

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A guide to the emotional palette of G.I. Joe 2

Movie Feature | Luke | 15th December 2011

We analyse the trailer and go behind the explosions, to bring you this guide to the many faces you'll be seeing - and maybe even pulling yourself - during the emotional rollercoaster that is G.I. Joe 2.

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G.I. Joe 2: Retaliation trailer will put chest hair on your IQ

Movie Trailer | Luke | 14th December 2011

Shit gets serious in the first trailer for G.I. Joe 2: Retaliation. AND THEN EXPLOSHUNS!!!1

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The 5 butt-ugliest abominations on the new Journey 2 poster

Movie News | Ali | 13th November 2011

Usually a naff poster would get a disparaging remark in Luke's poster round-up and we'd think no more about it, but this one-sheet for Journey 2: The Mysterious Island is particularly heinous. Anyone not into detailed graphic design nitpicking and groundless whinging look away now.

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We TOTALLY smell what The Rock and Jerry Bruckheimer are cooking

TV News | Ed Williamson | 23rd August 2011

Shitting heck, I've just seen on Twitter that The Rock is making a TV show with Jerry Bruckheimer. There is no physical way this could fail to be badass.

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Competition: Win Faster on DVD

Movie Competition | Ali | 1st August 2011

(*plays jingle*) It's compe-tition tiiiime! (*dances awkwardly*)

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Jeff Buckley biopic incoming: someone alert James Franco

Movie News | Ali | 11th April 2011

Tragic music biopic gets the green light. Across Hollywood, the ears of every young white male actor with basic guitar skills prick up.

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5 things we learned from the new Fast Five poster

Movie Feature | Ben | 20th March 2011

If you've seen all of the previous Fast and Furious movies like we have (twice), you probably think you know all there is to know about the series. Well, come on it and prepare to be blown away by what the new poster tells us about the latest instalment.

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Tooth Fairy trailer, or Why The Rock Hates Himself

Movie Trailer | Ali | 4th October 2009

Heads up, douchebags: the trailer for The Rock's new comedy, Tooth Fairy, has just curled one off on your pillow. Some people cut themselves; The Rock self-harms by making shitty family movies.

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The Rocker

Movie Review | Ali | 13th October 2008

The transition from TV to movies is always a tricky one. How many times have we seen the star of a huge television show attempt to climb a rung of the entertainment ladder only to fall off the entire thing altogether? Seen any David Caruso movies lately? Sobering indeed. Now it's the turn of Rainn Wilson to make the leap to lead...

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