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If 2020's Oscar-nominated movie posters told the truth

Movie Feature | Ali Gray, Becky Suter, Matt Looker | 13th January 2020

It's the tenth annual iteration of what's fast becoming our only feature - that's right, it's time for another round of 'If Movie Posters Told The Truth' with me, your increasingly cynical host! We'll be right back after these messages!

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If 2019's Oscar-nominated movie posters told the truth

Movie Feature | Ali Gray, Matt Looker, Becky Suter | 22nd January 2019

You know the drill by now. Are you new here? Let's get this over with.

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If 2018's Oscar-nominated movie posters told the truth

Movie Feature | Ali Gray, Neil Alcock, Matt Looker, Becky Suter, Ed Williamson | 23rd January 2018

It's been a trying year. The very nature of truth has come under threat. Honesty is a rare commodity. Transparency in power is non-existent. Maybe, just maybe, if the posters for Hollywood's most fancied Oscar movies started telling the truth, others would follow suit. Retweet and share this on Facebook 100 times if you want Donald Trump impeached and maybe we can make a real difference, starting with my Google AdSense income.

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If 2017's Oscar-nominated movie posters told the truth

Movie Feature | Ali Gray, Matt Looker, Neil Alcock, Becky Suter, Ed Williamson | 24th January 2017

The mainstream media is full of fake news. Hollywood is full of failing celebs, who don't even know me. If the big movies this Oscar season, which I hear are very overrated, told the truth, they'd look like this. Sad!

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If 2016's Oscar-nominated movie posters told the truth

Movie Feature | Ali Gray, Matt Looker, Ed Williamson | 14th January 2016

It's a particularly open race at this year's Oscars, which is interesting, so interesting, so incredibly interesting. Could this film win? But what about that film? Does this actor deserve a nomination? Should that actress have lobbied for Lead instead of Supporting? All of these are words that people say that have absolutely no bearing on these stupid posters that I made. Enjoy them by looking at them and forwarding them to your nan.

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If 2015's Oscar-nominated movie posters told the truth

Movie Feature | Ali Gray, Matt Looker, Ed Williamson, Luke Whiston, Becky Suter | 15th January 2015

Shut up everyone, the Oscar nominations have been announced! No one cares about your new haircut, Janice! As is customary around these parts, it's impossible for us to comment on a news item without making some sort of crudely Photoshopped picture, so we decided to make new posters for the nominees that tell you what you can really expect.

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If 2014's Oscar-nominated movie posters told the truth

Movie Feature | Ali Gray, Matt Looker, Neil Alcock, Ed Williamson | 16th January 2014

As soon as I heard today's announcements for the 2014 Academy Awards, I opened up Photoshop and whipped up these 15 mildly amusing honest poster alternatives in five minutes flat, because I'm just that talented. Seriously. These didn't take a month, no matter what you've heard. Off the cuff humour, each and every one. And that's the truth.

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If 2013's Oscar-nominated movie posters told the truth

Movie Feature | Ali | 11th January 2013

Have we all processed the 2013 Oscar nominations yet? Still fuming about Paul Thomas Anderson's snub? Furious that Skyfall didn't get a Best Picture nod? Sarcasm is what you need. Lovely, sneering sarcasm. Here's what this year's Oscar-nominated movies' posters would say if they could be honest just for one goddamn minute.

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What if the rest of 2012's movie posters told the truth?

Movie Feature | Ali | 3rd December 2012

And to think, the movies we didn't already zing OUTRAGEOUSLY earlier in the year thought they'd gotten away with it. No one avoids the carpet bombing of Photoshop truth. Especially not you, Magic Mike.

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If summer 2012's movie posters told the truth

Movie Feature | Ali | 28th May 2012

It's been at about five months since our last lot of truthful movie posters. This latest batch of one-sheets thought they could get away with bullshitting us. They didn't reckon on ALL MY FREE TIME.

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