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LFF 2017: Good Time
Movie Review | Becky Suter | 9th October 2017
I like R-Pattz and I cannot lie. And you other brothers can’t deny that since he first sparkled on our screens, he’s done a good job of distancing himself from that tweenage vampire movie. Here in the latest feature from the Safdie brothers, Robert Pattinson is the best he’s ever been (don’t @ me), another stop on his impressive redemption tour to get as far away from Edward Cullen as possible. He’s made audacious choices at the best of times, and mainly beardy ones at that, but Good Time will show everyone that I was right all along and that Pattinson is as versatile an actor as he is fearless. I am always right about these things.
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Forget the Oscars, we need to rethink the Razzies
Movie Feature | Ali | 24th February 2013
Though we all bitch and moan and blog about how unnecessary and awful and predictable the Oscars are, the very fact we do all these things proves there's still an interest in the Academy Awards, and their arbitrary method of rewarding the 'best' films of the year. But on the flip side? We have the increasingly tedious Golden Raspberries, or the 'Razzies', which 'award' the 'worst' movies of the year. If we're going to bitch and moan about movies, is this really the best we can do?
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The Twilight posterface animated gif: My, haven't they grown?
Movie Feature | Ali | 13th November 2012
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Twilight has the most anodyne IMDB movie trivia ever
Movie News | Ali | 25th October 2012
I swear I'm not trying to shit on Twilight's parade, but... well, they just keep coming to me. For work reasons (honest injun) I had to look up some Twilight trivia, expecting some fun titbits of info and cool easter eggs. I was disappointed.
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Rejoice: The Complete Twilight Defacement Project
Movie Feature | Ali | 10th October 2012
Updated: the full complement of defaced film stills from the Twilight: Breaking Dawn movies, ensuring no one will ever take Twilight seriously EVER AGAIN.
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Memewatch: the stars of Twilight: Breaking Dawn run like the wind
Movie Feature | Ali, Luke, Matt | 3rd October 2012
Because really, when have we ever passed up an opportunity to shit all over Twilight?
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The Twilight Defacement Project: breaking down Breaking Dawn Part 2
Movie Feature | Ali, Luke | 27th June 2012
To be honest, I forget why we started defacing every single new film still from the Twilight movies, but it's too much fun to stop.
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Jesus vamping Christ, these new Twilight posters are boring
Movie News | Ali | 25th May 2012
Every single poster for the Twilight saga thus far has featured a gloomy background with a mopey bastard on it. Breaking Dawn Part 2 does not break trend. Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner are literally the poster children for inertia.
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This picture just made me realise Warm Bodies is Twilight-ish
Movie News | Ali | 3rd November 2011
There I was, minding my own business, reading a book about zombies, when BAM - the first picture of Warm Bodies: The Movie. Pale skin, a warm embrace, a supernatural romance, hair... Did I just enjoy something in the same genre as Twilight? UH OH.
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The Twilight: Breaking Dawn defacement project continues
Movie News | Ali | 19th October 2011
For as long as they keep releasing shitty promotional stills of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1, I'll keep defacing them.
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