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Caption this photo of Paul Dano immediately you cowards

Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 2nd November 2018

I like Paul Dano. He is good at acting. He is what Empire called "a 27-Percenter" i.e. someone who makes a movie 27% better just by being in it. He makes great career choices. He is a compelling screen presence. He has all the makings of a great film director. And yet: he looks like a right tit in this magazine article. Join me as I attempt to make sense of this conundrum.

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Today, in 'Everything Is Totally Fine And Normal In Hollywood'

Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 15th August 2018

Nothing to see here, just a filmmaker operating under the illusion that he's going to cast an actual android instead of a human in his next role in a movie that is definitely going to get made and be released and be competent. "The android will be trained in various techniques and a variety of acting methods," say The Guardian. Well, it can't be worse than Mark Wahlberg.

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Here is a list of every man in Hollywood who hasn't been accused of sexual harassment

Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 8th October 2017

Given recent allegations surrounding movie mogul Harvey Weinstein, actors Casey Affleck and James Woods, and not to mention the countless scandals surrounding male movie critics and bloggers, the cliché has become true: it's now literally easier to list the men in Hollywood who haven't committed some form of sexual harassment.

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Secret perks of being a Rotten Tomatoes approved film critic

Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 31st July 2017

Everyone knows Rotten Tomatoes, the review-aggregator website that tells you whether a movie is rubbish or brilliant. But what exactly does it mean to become a Rotten Tomatoes-approved publication? What power does it give you? What perks does it afford, apart from the obvious increase in pheromones that attract the opposite sex? Join us as we lay bare the secret perks of being Tomatometer-approved.

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Something doesn't seem quite right about this Most Popular list, IMDb

Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 28th December 2015

Star Wars at #1? Ridiculous!

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THE HOLLYWOOD SIGN DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY

Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 8th June 2015

Watch out, HOLLYLOLWOOD! The Smosh guys are coming for you, I imagine!

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You said it, weird Russian poster for lesser De Niro movie Bus 657

Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 28th April 2015

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Sneak peek at next year's 2016 MTV Movie Awards categories

Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 13th April 2015

People think the Oscars marks the end of awards season in Hollywood, but people are stupid and ugly and wrong and old, because the MTV Movie Awards happened over the weekend and it sure looked like they were giving out awards to me. With Selma actor David Oyelowo suffering more heartbreak with defeat at the hands of The Maze Runner's Dylan O'Brien and Jennifer Lopez triumphing in the 'Best Scared As Shit Performance' category, it was an evening of high tension and very serious drama. Join us as we expose a leaked document that reveals the categories already selected for next year's 2016 Movie Awards, hosted by, I don't know, Drake or something.

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The 7 saddest details on the IMDb page for John Travolta's new movie

Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 25th January 2015

John Travolta is doing great, thanks for asking internet! Why, here are some details on his latest project, Gummy Bear 3D The Movie, an animated adaptation of a German internet meme! It looks like a fun-filled romp for all the family and also A PIT OF DESPAIR, WEEP ALL YE WHO VIEW THIS IMDB PAGE.

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Nine exciting new potential titles for Edge Of Tomorrow: Live Die Repeat

Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 10th October 2014

The Warner Bros marketing team have got themselves in quite the pickle with Edge Of Tomorrow. Despite being critically acclaimed and featuring the biggest movie star in the world in the lead role, Edge Of Tomorrow flopped in cinemas, leading to drastic measures - the title has changed to Live Die Repeat. We say this: IT HASN'T CHANGED ENOUGH.

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