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Horror movie stills that look a bit like Vic & Bob sketches out of context #1
Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 9th October 2014
By all accounts The Babadook is very scary, but all I get from this still is a vague longing for George Dawes.
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Confusing movie poster of the day
Movie News | Ali Gray | 19th May 2014
Well, that certainly is an interesting and obtuse title for a film about a cycling rivalry seemingly between Phil Neville and Charlton Heston. Unless slaying the badger is what cyclists do to make road races more fun?
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10 possible plots for the Mrs Doubtfire sequel
Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 17th April 2014
It's the news literally three of us have been waiting for: Mrs Doubtfire is finally getting a sequel, 21 years after the original terrified an entire generation. Join me as I speculate on the various different directions returning director Chris Columbus can take Mrs Doubtfire 2.
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Keytar solo! Dream casting for the Jem And The Holograms movie
Movie Feature | Becky Suter | 23rd March 2014
When I was seven, I attempted to make my own keytar by looping the ends of the belt from my dad's dressing gown around my clunky Casio keyboard. Inevitably, as soon as the dressing gown cord touched my puny shoulders, my awesome keys fell from my grasp, crashed to the ground and splintered into a million tiny plastic shards, shattering my dreams with it. Because I wasn't upset so much about the keyboard being broken – I could only play 'When The Saints Go Marching In' on 'Slow' anyway. No, I was upset because it meant I no longer had the chance of being Stormer, the Misfit with a conscience from '80s cartoon Jem and The Holograms and an awesome blue 'do.
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Stop stealing my ideas, Hollywood!
Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 14th March 2014
I swear I had this idea when I was eight years old. -
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Aha! 2013's weirdest cameo revealed
Movie News | Ali Gray | 8th November 2013
So there I was watching The Counsellor, balls deep into Cormac McCarthy territory and attempting to decipher the reams of dialogue being exchanged between Brad Pitt and Michael Fassbender, when who should appear but Linton Travel Tavern's very own receptionist Susan aka I'm Alan Partridge actress Barbara Durkin. I should also mention the scene took place in a travel tavern, although there weren't any upset zombies around. Odd.
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IMDB trivia entry for The Avengers is confusing, potentially delicious
Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 28th October 2013
And you thought running S.H.I.E.L.D. was a tough gig.
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Literally everyone has auditioned for Star Wars Episode VII
Movie Feature | Neil Alcock | 7th October 2013
The internets are pretty jizzed right now about the fact that Saoirse Ronan auditioned for Star Wars Episode VII, as revealed in the Empire podcast, but nobody seems to have picked up on her most revealing comment: "Yeah, I did [audition for Star Wars Episode VII]… I mean, everyone did. Everyone has auditioned for it." In a Shiznit exclusive, we spoke to literally everyone about their Ep 7 auditions, and here are just some of their remarkable stories...
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Review: The review of my review of I Give It A Year
Movie Feature | Ali Gray | 19th September 2013
A new website called Existimatum.com has launched which promises to rate and rank movie reviews - not the movies themselves, but the reviews of the movies. Their tagline is as lofty as their ideals: 'Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?' translates as 'Who watches the watchmen?' Which is hilarious, because the site reads like it was written by a spambot.
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Here's ex-Arsenal footballer Tony Adams at the One Direction premiere
Movie News | Ali | 21st August 2013
As far as I can see, he didn't take his kids. Make of that what you will.
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