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Rip Torn tried to rob a bank
Movie News | Ali | 31st January 2010
Seriously.
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-1 point for Avatar
Movie News | Ali | 7th December 2009
Here's one reason Avatar might not be the greatest film since Sliced Bread: the appalling closing song by Leona Lewis. Embedded after the jump if you want to annoy your neighbours.
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The King Of Fighters trailer is awful, hilarious
Movie Trailer | Ali | 26th November 2009
Wire fu! Fists of fire! Explosions! Slow-motion! A man yelling "NOOOOO!" at the sky! Voiceover man saying "The fate of the world will be... in their hands!" Fret wanking! Could this be the most clichéd trailer ever? Yes!
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Introducing Iron Sky: a movie about Nazis in space. And why not?
Movie News | Ali | 15th November 2009
"In 1945 The Nazis Went To The Moon. In 2018 They Are Coming Back."
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Drunken Ewoks ruin Halloween
Movie News | Ali | 31st October 2009
Rule number one of live television: never work with drunken midgets in Ewok costumes.
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Spider-Man and Gilbert Grape remaking The Third Man
Movie News | Ali | 24th October 2009
If rumours are to be believed - and if they were, they'd be called 'tru-mours' - then Leonardo DiCaprio and Tobey Maguire are remaking The Third Man. I have absolutely no problem with that. (*grinds teeth*)
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Carrie: The Musical heads to stage
Movie News | Ali | 19th October 2009
Ever wish the films of Stephen King had more dance numbers and needless mincing? You're in luck! Carrie, the scariest movie about menstruation ever, is being adapted for the stage.
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RoboGeisha trailer might just be the most amazing thing ever
Movie Trailer | Ali | 5th October 2009
Behold: the movie equivalent of being force-fed LCD-laced Skittles by the Power Rangers then getting gang-raped by the Gobots.
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Tooth Fairy trailer, or Why The Rock Hates Himself
Movie Trailer | Ali | 4th October 2009
Heads up, douchebags: the trailer for The Rock's new comedy, Tooth Fairy, has just curled one off on your pillow. Some people cut themselves; The Rock self-harms by making shitty family movies.
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David Cronenberg's remake of The Fly to be remade by David Cronenberg
Movie News | Ali | 24th September 2009
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