You Aint Seen Me

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You Ain't Seen Me, Right? â€“ The Big Knife (1955)

Movie Feature | Daniel | 10th June 2011

Welcome to another edition of You Ainâ€™t Seen Me, Right?, the weekly feature that guarantees to make you 80% more knowledgeable about a film you probably havenâ€™t heard of and will most likely never see.

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You Ain't Seen Me, Right? â€“ Rollover (1981)

Movie Feature | Daniel | 3rd June 2011

Get ready for a knowledge-gasm as You Ainâ€™t Seen Me Right? lets you get to know another little-known film intimately behind a drawn curtain of facts and vocabulary. Just remember â€“ no touching.

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You Ain't Seen Me, Right? â€“ Brewster McCloud (1970)

Movie Feature | Daniel | 27th May 2011

Fancy reading an informative piece of criticism on a little-known film, all under a patronising heading and book-ended by low-brow gags? Then look now further â€“ You Ainâ€™t Seen Me Right? is the feature for you.

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You Ain't Seen Me, Right? â€“ Timecode (2000)

Movie Feature | Daniel | 20th May 2011

Being a film reviewer and general movie appreciator, the phrase I hear most often is "You haven't seen THAT film? Oh my God, it's brilliant â€“ I can't believe you haven't seen it". Every week our feature You Ain't Seen Me, Right? gives you the opportunity to be that guy.

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You Ain't Seen Me, Right? â€“ Les Diaboliques (1955)

Movie Feature | Daniel | 13th May 2011

Films didnâ€™t just start with Star Wars, yâ€™know. Before that, there was Jaws, and before that there was The Wizard of Oz. You Ain't Seen Me, Right? is the weekly feature that looks at those few other films in between.

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You Ain't Seen Me, Right? â€“ Johnny Got His Gun (1971)

Movie Feature | Daniel | 6th May 2011

Sick of never winning your local pubâ€™s movie quiz night? Then get swotting with You Ain't Seen Me, Right?, the weekly feature that explores the films most people have never heard of and youâ€™ll never get asked about in a million years. But yâ€™never know â€“ you just might.

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You Ain't Seen Me, Right? â€“ The Day of the Locust (1975)

Movie Feature | Daniel | 29th April 2011

Like an exasperated teacher catching a pupil doodling rude drawings in an exercise book, our regular feature, You Ain't Seen Me, Right?, casts a disapproving eye over your LOVEFiLM list and sternly suggests that you should be applying yourself more instead of wasting your time with rubbish like Little Fockers.

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You Ain't Seen Me, Right? - Prince of the City (1981)

Movie Feature | Daniel | 22nd April 2011

Let's face it, folks. Cinemas are sticky, overpriced crowded horrorshows filled with hateful, phone-playing tossers - so why not watch a film at home instead? And while you're all waiting for Yogi Bear to be released on DVD, why not try out one of the lesser-known greats highlighted by our regular feature, You Ain't Seen Me, Right? - they're always smarter than the average bear-based shitfest.

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You Ain't Seen Me, Right? - The Mosquito Coast (1986)

Movie Feature | Daniel | 15th April 2011

Sick of evenings spent queueing in supermarkets? Quit your job and shop during the day instead. That way you'll also be able to watch obscure movies recommended by our regular feature, You Ain't Seen Me, Right? - it'll make you a better person, and less of a workshy dosspot.

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You Ain't Seen Me, Right? - Trees Lounge (1996)

Movie Feature | Daniel | 8th April 2011

While the rest of us are dicking around in Photoshop and sniggering at fart gags, You Ain't Seen Me, Right? is the regular feature that considers films we haven't even heard of. This is one of them.

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