I wonder if they'll fall in love


4th January 2011

Natalie Portman and Ashton Kutcher get raunchy in the red-band No Strings Attached trailer. I foresee this being an uncomplicated relationship!

I'll admit to a few mild lawls while watching this red-band trailer for No Strings Attached, formerly titled Fuckbuddies (as if that were ever going to happen), simply because - as everybody knows - swearing is big and clever, and hot girls swearing is about as big and clever as it gets.

That said, it doesn't matter how hot or naked Natalie Portman gets, because she's immediately cancelled out by the presence of Ashton Kutcher, the human minus symbol. The film could basically consist of Portman spread-eagled on a bed, listening to some Barry White, but knowing that Kutcher was even in the same town as her would turn me off.

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