Trailer
oooOOOooo Paranormal Activity 3 trailer - now with added kids!
Movie Trailer
Matt
22nd July 2011
Get ready to jump, jump, the Mac Dad will make you jump, jump, Daddy Mac will make you jump, jump, Kris Kross will make you jump, jump…after the jump.
And, unsurprisingly, we have more of the same in this first trailer for Paranormal Activity 3, which is a prequel to the prequel to the first film. That’s right, we’re going back in time. Paranormal Activity 4 will just show some oil canvas portraits for ages until BAM! A dog barks.
OooOOOooo, right guys? I’m hoping we get some answers in this film though – just who is the malevolent spirit targeting the Rey family and unleashing horrible acts of violence upon them? Here are the latest odds:
Pro: No one really knows the tragic circumstances which led to Casper’s death.
Con: He’s a friendly cartoon.
Pro: He’s a psycho serial killer.
Con: Not actually a real ghost.
Pro: Has harnessed how to influence objects in the real world.
Con: Mostly uses his powers to pick up chicks during pottery.
Pro: No one knows he’s a ghost.
Con: Not even he knows he’s a ghost.
Pro: Died in unlikely circumstances, still with ‘unfinished business’.
Con: Bill Cosby is more likely to just impart fatherly advice, albeit from beyond the grave.
Follow us on Twitter @The_Shiznit for more fun features, film reviews and occasional commentary on what the best type of crisps are.
We are using Patreon to cover our hosting fees. So please consider chucking a few digital pennies our way by clicking on this link. Thanks!
Support Us
Follow Us
Recent Highlights
-
Review: Jackass Forever is a healing balm for our bee-stung ballsack world
Movie Review
-
Review: Black Widow adds shades of grey to the most interesting Avenger
Movie Review
-
Review: Fast & Furious 9 is a bloodless blockbuster Scalextric
Movie Review
-
Review: Wonder Woman 1984 is here to remind you about idiot nonsense cinema
Movie Review
-
Review: Borat Subsequent Moviefilm arrives on time, but is it too little, or too much?
Movie Review
Advertisement
And The Rest
-
Review: The Creator is high-end, low-tech sci-fi with middling ambitions
Movie Review
-
Review: The Devil All The Time explores the root of good ol' American evil
Movie Review
-
Review: I'm Thinking Of Ending Things is Kaufman at his most alienating
Movie Review
-
Review: The Babysitter: Killer Queen is a sequel that's stuck in the past
Movie Review
-
Review: The Peanut Butter Falcon is more than a silly nammm peanut butter
Movie Review
-
Face The Music: The Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey soundtrack is most outstanding
Movie Feature
-
Review: Tenet once again shows that Christopher Nolan is ahead of his time
Movie Review
-
Review: Project Power hits the right beats but offers nothing new
Movie Review
-
Marvel's Cine-CHAT-ic Universe: Captain America: Civil War (2016)
Movie Feature
-
Review: Host is a techno-horror that dials up the scares
Movie Review