Piranha 3DD trailer: double the durr


1st March 2012

So you can bring Ving Rhames back from the dead, but you can't reanimate Kelly Brook back into a bikini? I'm starting to doubt whether or not I can take this killer piranha movie seriously at all.

Massive bouncing tits? David Hasselhoff? Piranhas swimming up vaginal canals and biting off penises? Oh, Piranha 3DD. You had me at 'Gary Busey gets killed by a cow that farts piranhas'. You complete me.

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