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Prometheus + War Of The Worlds = Oblivion
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Luke
9th December 2012
So we're more or less an Oblivion fan site now.

0:07 - Echoes of The Dark Knight Rises. It's ok though, when he says "touchdown!" you can actually hear the word "touchdown!" and not "tnnnhdnnn" like if he was doing a Bane voice. Tom Cruise isn't playing Bane, that is the observation I am making here.

0:16 - Total ledge.

0:30 - A spaceship flying through clouds and lightning and stuff, where have I seen that recently hmmm?

1:32 - A very "Mass Effect" look to the uniforms and tech - not surprising, as Konsinski has also directed shorts for Halo and Gears of War (these are computer games in case you are two years old or my Dad). I like videoedgames, so this is OK with me.

1:35 - More Prometheus looking stuff. I'm totally digging the next bit when he finds Olga Kurylenko in a pod. I'd tell her we were the last two people on Earth and had to repopulate the human race, but then Morgan Freeman would turn up and ruin everything. It's cool though, he can watch.

1:55 - No way is that not a homage to Luke Skywalker's fateful encounter with a group of Tusken Raiders. Get your own film bits, guy!



1:59 onwards - Loads more stuff that looks like Prometheus.
The involvement of Tom Cruise is great too, because he's a really great actor who stars in great films. The fact he believes in Xenu and spaceships probably helps as well - he doesn't have to pretend, whereas Liam Neeson had to talk to a little sack filled with straw for months on the set of The Phantom Menace and pretend it was a real boy, and you can totally tell he's not buying it. Sunday!

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