The Dark Knight Rises trailer, with no analysis or humourous comments


19th December 2011

After the jump is the latest trailer for The Dark Knight Rises, with absolutely no insight or humourous comment attached. Just the trailer and a few words either side. It's really good. You should watch it.

So this is our first real look at The Dark Knight Rises, unless you count the six-minute IMAX prologue and the set pictures and the teaser trailer and the poster. The realist in me is desperately trying to restrain the excitable fanboy in me, but is hopelessly failing: I can't wait to see horrible things happen to Bruce Wayne, on the biggest, most HD screen possible.

If the video is removed, run crying to Apple. Enjoy their high definition, JERK.

This would be the section where I pick a section of the trailer to make fun of, or try and fail to make a meme out of something funny someone says or does, but... I don't have it in me. It's 100% awesome. I'm pretty sure I'll be able to squeeze out a feature on how silly Bane's voice is at some point in the future, but for now, I'm content to keep replaying the two seconds we get of Batwing. Over and over. All hover-y.

Seriously. Go now. I'm watching the trailer again.

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