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Attenborough's Paradise Birds less wholesome than billed

TV News | Ed Williamson | 1st February 2015

"He spun us some shit about the avian wonders of the jungles of New Guinea," explained a BBC executive, "but then he sent in an hour's worth of him hanging around with a load of page 3 girls. It's mainly just him saying stuff like 'Cor, bet you don't get many of those to the pound!' and chasing them round his garden."

"Paid the cost to be the boss," explained Attenborough, smoking a massive cigar in a jacuzzi.

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12 Monkeys is radical departure from Buzzfeed feature that inspired it

TV News | Ed Williamson | 24th February 2015

This trailer suggests the TV show deviates wildly from the classic Buzzfeed list article so beloved by millions of share-hungry fans. First the whole Seven Samurai debacle and now this.

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Comic-Con round-up: The Man Who Wasn't There

TV News | Ed Williamson | 16th July 2012

San Diego Comic-Con 2012 happened this weekend, and all sorts of new trailers and announcements were unveiled. I couldn't go, as the State of California requires me to be more than 200 yards away from Emily Blunt at all times. It was all a big misunderstanding: I wasn't hiding under her car; I was just looking under it for my contact lens.

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Eastenders women to explain attraction to Max Branning

TV News | Ed Williamson | 17th June 2014

The women of Walford are being questioned by a parliamentary select committee in a bid to understand why they keep getting off with a bald, middle-aged used car salesman.

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Hannibal season four episode titles revealed

TV News | Ed Williamson | 21st June 2015

1. Waffles
2. A Pasty from the Garage
3. Ham Bap
4. Zinger Tower Meal
5. Prawn Ring
6. Rib 'n' Saucy Nik-Naks
7. Big Dairy Milk on Offer in Smiths
8. Olympic Breakfast
9. Chips
10. Crunch Corner
11. Had Some of That Beef Left Over So Just Did That with Some Spuds
12. Quavers
13. Kinder Bueno

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Weird guy with mullet can definitely sort this, say Walking Dead characters

TV News | Ed Williamson | 27th October 2014

In an exclusive interview, everyone from The Walking Dead has professed their total confidence that some random punter they met can cure the zombie pandemic if they get him to Washington.

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Women of S.H.I.E.L.D. set feminism back 30 years by standing up

TV News | Ed Williamson | 14th May 2013

As a terribly exciting new trailer for Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. physically hit the internet tonight, heavy was my heart. Their standing poses in this promotional picture indicate that the female characters will conform to the feminine archetypes used in TV action shows since the dawn of time. Did Black Widow burn her bra for nothing? (*pictures Scarlett Johansson's bra, forgets what he was saying*)

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Joy as Lautner beard revealed to be shit

TV News | Ed Williamson | 7th August 2014

There was much rejoicing today as a picture from Cuckoo's second season revealed that Taylor Lautner looks an absolute weapon with a beard. As long as he doesn't take his shirt off we've got one over on him, lads.

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Cumberbatch to seek less innuendo-friendly stage role

TV News | Ed Williamson | 11th August 2015

Benedict Cumberbatch has today announced that the potential for innuendo around his Hamlet has made the role untenable.

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Channel 5 drops Justified amid concerns it was good

TV News | Ed Williamson | 15th January 2014

Channel 5 today announced that it had no intention of broadcasting season five of Justified, having come to the conclusion that it was really very good and therefore not in-keeping with the channel's ethos.

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