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Gary Oldman to reprise Friends role in Child 44
TV News | Ed Williamson | 15th July 2014
Tom Hardy is to play the role of Joey Tribbiani, as Matt LeBlanc is too busy working on his film project, Joey: Origins.
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Courtney Love to make Sons of Anarchy all about her somehow
TV News | Ed Williamson | 10th July 2014
Courtney Love's new role as a nursery school teacher in Sons of Anarchy is to grow into one that dominates the show entirely whether anyone likes it or not, she has announced. "I'm planning to just photobomb all the scenes I'm not in," she said. "I'll do it so often that they'll either have to give up and use the footage anyway, or just fire me, in which case I'll complain endlessly in the press about how they victimised me. Don't underestimate the remarkable stamina I have where self-promotion is concerned."
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Eastenders women to explain attraction to Max Branning
TV News | Ed Williamson | 17th June 2014
The women of Walford are being questioned by a parliamentary select committee in a bid to understand why they keep getting off with a bald, middle-aged used car salesman.
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King of Spain abdicates after Game of Thrones marathon
TV News | Ed Williamson | 2nd June 2014
"Have you bloody seen what happens to the king when he's hung about a bit too long?" King Juan Carlos remarked to a servant after smashing two seasons of Game of Thrones in a long weekend. "A sword sandwich without the chorizo, that's what. Fuck that noise, I'm Audi." His son Prince Felipe will succeed him, even though everyone likes his brother the badass dwarf much better.
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Ant and Dec win Baftas nobody else entered
TV News | Ed Williamson | 21st May 2014
In an astonishing category sweep on Monday night, Ant and Dec went home with two Bafta awards: one for Best TV Presenter Duo From The Greater Tyne-Tees Area and one for Best Two People Who Often Stand Near Each Other. "We are delighted," said AntDec. "It was a shame to miss out on Most Obvious Beneficiaries Of The Viewing Public's Low Expectations, but you can't win them all." They were later hit in pubs.
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Tom Hardy Peaky Blinders role to be entirely horse-mounted
TV News | Ed Williamson | 30th April 2014
Tom Hardy's much-talked-about role in the second season of Peaky Blinders will comprise his being on a horse talking to himself while no other actors appear on screen, we can exclusively reveal. With his life collapsing around him, the character will ride the horse from Birmingham to London, unaccountably talking like Ivor the Engine, while the camera frames him and nothing else. The episode will play out in real time, and last for two days.
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Wedding magazine slammed for Game of Thrones spoilers
TV News | Ed Williamson | 15th April 2014
Game of Thrones fans have criticised the publishers of Wedding magazine for ruining the latest episode by introducing into their minds the idea that things sometimes happen at weddings.
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Mad Men season seven spoiler: Don marries napkin
TV News | Ed Williamson | 8th April 2014
"I grew up in a knocking shop and I poison everything I love, but you're the only one who understands me, Natalie Napkin," says Don in the first episode's cold opening. Twenty minutes in, he starts cheating on it with a balloon whisk.
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Amazon greenlights original series about drills
TV News | Ed Williamson | 31st March 2014
I read that Amazon had given the go-ahead for a new series called Bosch to stream on Amazon Prime, which sounded interesting, so I Googled "amazon bosch" to find out more. I don't know, it looks all right, but it's probably one of those ones that doesn't really get going till season two.
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Line of Duty US remake scuppered by immaturity
TV News | Ed Williamson | 14th March 2014
"Tee-hee!" confirmed a source close to the network executives considering the remake. "Tee-hee, 'Line of Doody'! Ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha, 'doody'!"
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