Angelina Jolie to play Marilyn Monroe in her terrier's biopic

Posted by Ali at 21:31 on 16 Aug 2010

Angelina Jolie will play history's sexiest dead chick Marilyn Monroe in a movie biopic, shot from the perspective of her dog. I FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS.

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Posted by Outstanding at 22:50 on 20/10/11

Oh is she not doing it? The only upside I could see was that Marilyn was "curvy" Jolie is a rake, It'd be good for her,a film role that required her to eat some food.

Posted by Luke at 23:49 on 17/08/10

She's not doing it now apparently. Oh, Hollywood.

Posted by Pink_Poop at 19:03 on 17/08/10

This is literally the worst idea ever!
Angelina Jolie doesnt have the charm to play Marilyn Monroe. Marilyn lights up the screen when shes on it, Miss Jolie just makes me wanna throw things at it.
Clooneys ok and im no real fan of Sinatra but he definitely cant pull it off.
Just awful!
Oh and goatboy- while Marilyn Monroe may not be the best actress ever, she bought something special to every role and and was perfect in comedic roles. If you wanna see proof of her acting ability watch Niagara- shes awesome.

Posted by Goatboy at 13:29 on 17/08/10

Oh I don't know, mediocre-at-best actress who gets by on her looks rather than any real ability and is a serial marrier.
Shouldn't be too much of a stretch for her.

Posted by Matt at 12:47 on 17/08/10

Angelina Jolie as Marilyn Monroe? No.

George Clooney as Frank Sinatra? Nope, can't see this either. George Clooney only ever really plays George Clooney, which is fine when he is portraying a fictional character, but I can't imagine him as Ol' Blue Eyes (or Ol' Vacant Eyes, as he is now).

At best we'll get Geonk Cloonatra. Know what I mean? Anyone?