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2013: officially the year of bling

Look at it.

Star Wars in the UK: the London Underground feels the Force

Adventure? Excitement? A Jedi craves not these things. But that doesn't mean they couldn't use a little help finding their way around London.

Trailer breakdown: you mess with Riddick, you lose

Geddit? 'Riddick you lose', ridicul- ah what's the point. Here are a dozen and a bit sarcastic comments below some stills from the first trailer for the new Riddick film, Riddick, which stars Vin Diesel as Richard B. Riddick. I literally just found out that's his full name.

Things that only happen in Richard Curtis films #326: laughing at rain

First Four Weddings, now About Time. I think I know what Alan Partridge would have to say about this...

Yet again, we see what you did there, Asylum

And yet again, I would still watch the shit out of this.

Review: Fast & Furious 6

If you've never seen a Fast & Furious movie, Vin Diesel and Paul Walker play two alpha males who wish they could have energetic bum sex with one another, but have to settle for driving around big shiny penis extensions instead. Over five homoerotic odysseys, they've recruited various friends from around the world into their gang, all of whom perform one specific function, whether it be 'tech', 'comic relief' or 'looking hot'. In Fast & Furious 6, they team up with chief Fast Five antagonist Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson to hunt down Luke 'The Crow' Evans, an evil man who needs a computer chip to do evil things and who doesn't care how many cars he has to flip over to get it. There, you're up to speed – and that speed just happens to be TWO HUNDRED MILES PER HOUR.

The art of slapstick is alive and well

"What's the matter, never taken a shortcut before?" All the Cornetto Trilogy fence jumps - Shaun Of The Dead, Hot Fuzz and The World's End - presented as a single gif.

See the finished CGI of the new Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes pic

That's right, I made you move your mouse for a cheap gag. Deal with it.

New poster trend alert: Just add motion blur

Following on from posters with sparks, posters with diagonals and 16 poster traditions that need to die in a fire, here are some... wait, do we do this too much?

Forthcoming highlights from Eric Roberts' busy year ahead

I know you've all been thinking: what's Eric Roberts up to these days? Well, let me tell you: he's up to everything. He is attempting to star in every film that's currently in production. Fear him.