Trailer: Hobo With A Shotgun

Guns, tramps, blood. Just another Friday night.

Paranormal Activity guys are going down to The River

The creative team behind the Paranormal Activity franchise is bringing the found footage gimmick to the Amazon with their next project. They just better pray they don't run into the kids from Cannibal Holocaust along the way.

Douchebag challenges Taylor Lautner to push-up contest

Incredibly, that douchebag wasn't Taylor Lautner himself.

Freeze! Michael Bay: puppy police

Video of some Bosnian street urchin throwing live puppies into a river has caused outrage across the internet. They didn't reckon on one thing: Michael Bay. (*dons sunglasses, walks away from explosion*)

Review: The Girl Who Played With Fire

The Girl is everywhere at the moment. Between posters advertising the DVD release of her excellent Dragon Tattoo and what seems to be 80 % of all public-transport commuters reading about her Hornet's Nest (stop sniggering) – not to mention Fincher's forthcoming US adaptation(s?) – Stieg Larsson's so-called Millennium Trilogy is certainly enjoying unprecedented popularity at the moment. And yet with this, the second film of the series, we have already reached the first stumbling block.

Epic Star Trek video review from Phantom Menace guy

It's 67 minutes long, which means it'll be tomorrow by the time you finish it. Still totally worth it.

Review: Dinner For Schmucks

A dinner party usually means making futile small talk with the bloke sitting opposite, struggling to figure out what fork to use first or worrying that your tie is dangling in the soup. It's a good job, then, that French director Francis Veber spiced up this meek institution by inviting a few prize idiots along for his 1998 film, Le Diner De Cons. But for those who happened to miss it – and let's face it, that's probably most of us – Jay Roach has remade it for us uncultured yobs who prefer crude gags, silly accents and Steve Carell going all out with the sillies.

Ted Danson hates whales

Larry David's frenemy is causing trouble again, this time angering the population of the Arctic ocean. Rumors that Kirstie Alley will be playing one of the whales have not been substantiated.

Darren Aronofsky might direct, er, Wolverine 2

In this week's episode of 'Great Directors Who Need The Occasional Huge Paycheque', Darren Aronofsky is in the frame to direct Wolverine 2. He also drops some interesting truth nuggets on Black Swan and The Wrestler.

Big Momma's House 3 is your new favourite movie

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