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Review: We Still Kill The Old Way

Posted by Ed Williamson at 11:40 on 17 Dec 2014
We Still Kill The Old Way
I do enjoy a good London tear-up movie. A year after the unexpected pleasure of Vendetta, Richwater Films is back with We Still Kill The Old Way. Its charms are more uncomplicated and its politics are a bit iffy, but it continues to demonstrate that what Richwater delivers is a cut above the usual British crime fare.

Rollover for a more accurate version of Jason Statham's Wild Card poster

Posted by TheShiznit.co.uk at 13:00 on 16 Dec 2014
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He just doesn't give a fork. (Pic from IMPawards.com).

Full trailer and poster for the Taylor Lautner parkour movie FINALLY

Posted by Ali Gray at 23:55 on 15 Dec 2014
Full trailer and poster for the Taylor Lautner parkour movie FINALLY
The trailer for Tracers, Taylor Lautner's long-gestating movie about cycle messaging and parkour, hit the web today, the same day as the eagerly anticipated drama Knight Of Cups from director Terrence Malick. Guess which one I'm poring over in detail after the jump.

Exclusive: Sony email leak reveals studio notes on new Bond movie

Posted by Ali Gray at 23:55 on 14 Dec 2014
Exclusive: Sony email leak reveals studio notes on new Bond movie
Though it's ghastly to rubberneck at the car crash that is the Sony Pictures leak, we can't resist a bit of movies gossip - and new James Bond plot details are the cinematic equivalent of Jennifer Lawrence posing with her yaps out. We've exclusively obtained an email sent from Sony Pictures Chairman Amy Pascal to director Sam Mendes with the first round of studio notes on James Bond movie, Spectre. Bond fans: open a Google Incognito window, make sure your spouse is asleep and flog yourself silly while reading this.

This poster for Unfinished Business is just the WOOO-OOORST

Posted by TheShiznit.co.uk at 23:55 on 08 Dec 2014
This poster for Unfinished Business is just the WOOO-OOORST
I'm not even sure what they're getting at. Are they calling Vince Vaughn a dickhead? Let's go with that.

New Bond movie to be banned in UK under strict new porn laws

Posted by Ali Gray at 23:30 on 03 Dec 2014
New Bond movie to be banned in UK under strict new porn laws
Get it? Spectre? Spanked her? Because spanking is now illegal according to new UK porn laws? Oh, right, because we're all pretending we didn't read up about the new UK porn laws. Well excuse me, you sexless freaks.

What I see when I look at the new Terminator: Genisys poster

Posted by Matt Looker at 13:36 on 03 Dec 2014
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It's the TERMINATOR BOBBLEHEAD-BOT 1000!

Rejected "cool new lightsaber" designs for Star Wars: Episode VII

Posted by Matt Looker at 14:00 on 01 Dec 2014
Rejected "cool new lightsaber" designs for Star Wars: Episode VII
Seen the new Star Wars trailer? Seen the new lightsaber? With the hilt? Of course you have. The only person who hasn't seen it yet is George Lucas and that's because, as part of the deal with Disney, he had to have Star Wars completely erased from his memory.

A brief history of New Star Wars Trailer Day

Posted by Ali Gray at 00:20 on 28 Nov 2014
A brief history of New Star Wars Trailer Day
Happy New Star Wars Trailer Day everyone! While the world and its web awaits the first non-shitty-camcorder footage of Star Wars: The Force Awakens, let's bide our time by learning a little about this most prestigious of national holidays. Are you all wearing your traditional Imperial robes? Then I'll begin!

Watch the Star Wars trailer online right now!

Posted by Matt Looker at 11:08 on 28 Nov 2014



I know. I'm a dick. Here's an amazing selection of Star Wars gifs by way of apology.
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