It's been ten years since the last underwhelming Men In Black movie and 15 long years since the brilliant original - and no one particularly asked to have it back. So... how does Men In Black 3D fare?
Among this week's new DVD and Blu-rays, there's something for everyone. Thanks to the release of Sherlock Holmes 2. Otherwise there'd just be something for women and potential terrorists.
The Raid is a martial arts movie of such ferocious pace, you'll swear you're watching it on the wrong speed. A shaken-up energy drink of a movie, once unleashed it fizzes out of the can, leaving you adrenalized – and sticky. It's the kind of unapologetic action movie – shorn neatly of any unnecessarily frills – that knows its strengths, has a clear goal and homes in on it with laser precision. Entertainment, truly thy name is an Indonesian guy killing a bunch of criminals with a fridge.
This week's movie news round-up was filmed in front of a live studio audience. Far from enhance the experience, it made it really hard to put together: they kept laughing at my typos.
Sorry this week's poster round-up is a little bit late. I bought Trials Evolution on the Xbox 360, and spent all afternoon playing Trials Evolution on the Xbox 360 and trying to figure out a way to quit my job, play Trials Evolution on the Xbox 360 all day and still pay my mortgage. Maybe if I say Trials Evolution on the Xbox 360 a few more times Microsoft will start paying me. It's quite good, you should get it.
This is the bit where I make up something to say to serve as an intro for something that clearly says 'movie trailer round-up' in the title. Here are some movie trailers.
Jokes are funny, aren't they? I don't mean in the 'Ha ha, Jimmy Carr is totes a legend LOL' kind of way; more I find them a strange way to get a laugh – painstakingly constructing sentences and cadences to maximise hilarity. It's a far more traditional, way more precise craft than surrealist, situational or observational comedy, and not one that's overly-familiar to Sacha Baron Cohen, who has thus far mostly traded on the comedy of embarrassment – the exquisite awkwardness that hidden cameras and unsuspecting participants provide. The Dictator represents his return to scripted comedy after the Borat/Bruno double-header, but any fears that Cohen's appeal would effectively be neutered while working with a safety net are swiftly allayed – this showcases his talents on the page as well as on the screen.