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What was the point of those anyway? Worst kept secret in the galaxy confirmed: all those people you knew were in that film are in that film. You know the one.
Posted by Ali Gray
at 17:30 on 25 Feb 2014
No doubt you have already seen the impressive theory online this week regarding the origins of Andy's mother in Toy Story
? It's very convincing, but pales into comparison to the mind-blowing discovery I made upon poring through the Pixar archives for clues. It turns out that there is lots of evidence to suggest that Andy's absent father is actually none other than... DARTH VADER.
Last week, news arrived that Pixar will be jumping on the franchise juggernaut bandwagon and will make its very own Star Wars film. But how? Who? When? And indeed, wuh?
Headline denotes the range of emotions you will go through upon discovering this deleted scene of Jar Jar Binks falling to his demise in The Phantom Menace is, in fact, a creative edit. Dang. (via Uproxx)
Posted by Luke
at 15:46 on 06 Nov 2013
The internets are pretty jizzed right now about the fact that Saoirse Ronan auditioned for Star Wars Episode VII, as revealed in the Empire podcast
, but nobody seems to have picked up on her most revealing comment: "Yeah, I did [audition for Star Wars Episode VII]… I mean, everyone did. Everyone has auditioned for it." In a Shiznit exclusive, we spoke to literally everyone about their Ep 7 auditions, and here are just some of their remarkable stories...
Just to be clear, these are the guys that we want to see in the biggest action blockbuster film of 2015, right? Ok, good. And you're definitely sure about that? Ok fine. No, no reason. (via Reddit)
Posted by Matt
at 17:00 on 26 Jul 2013
Posted by Ali
at 07:30 on 11 Jun 2013
Yeah, this is a long one. If you want a TL;DR, then I guess I can sum up this article by saying 'Wah wah waah'. Also spoilers for Star Trek Into Darkness and Iron Man 3.
"Guys! Florence told me you guys were upset that she's been in talks for a role in Star Wars: Episode VII. As if we'd forget about The Machine! We've got the perfect parts for all of you..."
Posted by Ali
at 22:50 on 03 Jun 2013
Adventure? Excitement? A Jedi craves not these things. But that doesn't mean they couldn't use a little help finding their way around London.