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Brosnan's Holiday: How Pierce likes to mix business with leisure

Though I'm duty bound to pay him the amount of respect any ex-Bond is due, prepare yourselves for a theory that will change the way you look about Pierce Brosnan and the movies he makes. Sneak preview: it almost feels like he's not acting entirely for the love of the art-form.

Clint Eastwood accepts challenge to use shittiest title font ever

I would have thought Eastwood would have wanted a title treatment that said 'glitz and glamour' or 'rhythm and swing', not 'five dollar blowie from a tramp in an alley'. I can't identify the font, but I bet that's a forced italic - and I'm pretty sure that's a stock Photoshop pattern overlay. The little hole in the top loop of the 'B' is literally driving me fucking cuckoo. THIS IS MY CURSE.

10 possible plots for the Mrs Doubtfire sequel

It's the news literally three of us have been waiting for: Mrs Doubtfire is finally getting a sequel, 21 years after the original terrified an entire generation. Join me as I speculate on the various different directions returning director Chris Columbus can take Mrs Doubtfire 2.

Ben Affleck runs like a (gone) girl

In related news, the trailer for Gone Girl is very interesting indeed, although the Fincher/Reznor/Ross trademark of cutting it to a cover is hardly original (see also: Radiohead's 'Creep' sung by the Vega Choir for The Social Network, Led Zeppelin's 'Immigrant Song' sung by Karen O for The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo). I'm not angry, David. Just pretentious.

Theatre review: Let The Right One In

Remember when Let The Right One In was all Americanised as Let Me In for a new subtitle-ignorant audience and everyone lost their shit? "How dare they take this awesome vampire movie and try to make an awesome vampire movie out of it!" the Internet screamed. Well, now they've done it again, but this time with real-life people acting on a small stage in front of a live audience. Is anyone outraged now? No, because this is theatre, darling. No one can be angry at theatre.

New Guardians Of The Galaxy footage revealed

Because Friday. (via @spliggle)

Fan excited for superhero movie face-off that is 756 days away

A superhero movie fan has expressed tremendous excitement regarding the simultaneous release of Captain America 3 and Batman Vs Superman on the 6th of May, 2016, claiming he "can't wait to see who wins", blissfully ignoring the fact that the event is still 756 days away and he could feasibly accomplish many life-changing things in that time.

Revealed: Every Marvel movie planned up to 2028

That rapscallion Kevin Feige has revealed that the walls of his office are covered in plans for new movies stretching all the way up to 2028. What madness! Marvel are so forward in their thinking, they've even got movies scheduled for after the apocalypse in 2020, when the New World Order will take over the globe. I guess even our lizard overlords will need to kick back with a superhero movie every now and then.

Dry, flaky scalp?

As Wolverine knows all too well, washing your hair in the shower can be agony without a proper medicated shampoo. (Alternate title: yes, fine, this X-Men: Days Of Future Past poster is very nice).

It's like all The Expendables died

These new Expendables 3 posters make it look like the entire cast died of an unexpected heart attack en masse. Especially if you listen to this.