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You said it, weird Russian poster for lesser De Niro movie Bus 657

Posted by Ali Gray at 22:10 on 28 Apr 2015
You said it, weird Russian poster for lesser De Niro movie Bus 657
WAIT...



Place your bets on how many minutes of screen time Robert De Niro gets in this new thriller. Twelve? Seven? Three? I'll wager that co-star Mark-Paul Gosselaar (aka Zack from Saved By The Bell) gets more lines.

8 amazing things that happen in The Asylum's Avengers Grimm

Posted by Matt Looker at 12:00 on 27 Apr 2015
8 amazing things that happen in The Asylum's Avengers Grimm
The Asylum is back, and this time it's shilling two turds with one groan. Both superhero films AND live-action fairy tales get the rip-off treatment in a film that has little to do with either. But where there's scantily-clad actresses and Lou Ferrigno, there's hope and wonder to be crushed. SPOILERS.

Box-office report: Avengers: Age Of Ultron makes total fucking shit-tonne

Posted by Ali Gray at 22:40 on 26 Apr 2015
Box-office report: Avengers: Age Of Ultron makes total fucking shit-tonne
The first Avengers movie broke records when it scored a fucking massive domestic opening weekend of $204.7 million fucking dollars, but sequel Age Of Ultron looks like it might make even more fucking money than that, with a fucking astonishing take of $201.2 million fucking dollars internationally - and that's before the fucking thing has even fucking opened in America.

Avengers... all aboard! Navigate the Marvel Cinematic Universe Tube map

Posted by Ali Gray, Matt Looker, Seb Patrick at 00:30 on 23 Apr 2015
Avengers... all aboard! Navigate the Marvel Cinematic Universe Tube map
Avengers: Age Of Ultron is in cinemas this week, hooray! The Marvel Cinematic Universe is now so large it feels like it needs its own transportation system to navigate it adequately - that's our terrible segue for introducing our very own Marvel-themed Central London Tube map, created for reasons we can't quite remember!

Live-blog: Peter Jackson's entire Middle Earth saga marathon

Posted by Matt Looker at 09:00 on 20 Apr 2015
Live-blog: Peter Jackson's entire Middle Earth saga marathon
The Hobbit: The Battle Of The Five Armies is released today on DVD and Blu-ray meaning that we can all finally enjoy, not just the Hobbit trilogy, but Peter Jackson's entire Tolkien saga in our own homes. So who wants to join me in a movie marathon that could end up outlasting time itself?

Trailer breakdown: Star Wars: The Force Awakens

Posted by Ali Gray at 22:00 on 16 Apr 2015
Trailer breakdown: Star Wars: The Force Awakens
STAR WARS! WAR STORES! TRAMOPOLINE!

Sneak peek at next year's 2016 MTV Movie Awards categories

Posted by Ali Gray at 23:30 on 13 Apr 2015
Sneak peek at next year's 2016 MTV Movie Awards categories
People think the Oscars marks the end of awards season in Hollywood, but people are stupid and ugly and wrong and old, because the MTV Movie Awards happened over the weekend and it sure looked like they were giving out awards to me. With Selma actor David Oyelowo suffering more heartbreak with defeat at the hands of The Maze Runner's Dylan O'Brien and Jennifer Lopez triumphing in the 'Best Scared As Shit Performance' category, it was an evening of high tension and very serious drama. Join us as we expose a leaked document that reveals the categories already selected for next year's 2016 Movie Awards, hosted by, I don't know, Drake or something.

Terminator Genisys is clearly different from all the other Terminator movies

Posted by Ali Gray at 14:00 on 13 Apr 2015
Terminator Genisys is clearly different from all the other Terminator movies
The Terminator (1984)



Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991)



Terminator 3: Rise Of The Machines (2003)



Terminator Genisys (2015)

I mean, apart from the fact that Arnold Schwarzenegger's character absolutely has to appear in all of them and he will at some point, without fail, sustain an injury that destroys half his face exposing one iconic red eye. Apart from that, it's a totally new concept. (*waits for 'Hasta la Vista' scene*)

Well it's better than "Visionary"...

Posted by Ali Gray at 08:30 on 01 Apr 2015
Well it's better than "Visionary"...
The new Mad Max: Fury Road trailer probably wouldn't have been quite so badass if it was billed as "From the guy who has literally only directed Happy Feet movies so far this century."

Out this week
+Avengers: Age Of Ultron (12A)
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+The Falling (15)
+Stonehearst Asylum (15)
+The Good Lie (12A)
+A Pigeon Sat On A Branch Reflecting On Existence (12A)