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The problem with Pixels: game over for Jane Krakowski

Posted by Ali Gray at 15:00 on 31 Jul 2015
The problem with Pixels: game over for Jane Krakowski
Adam Sandler's latest movie Pixels has lots of problems - the foremost being that it's an Adam Sandler movie - but its most heinous crime is surely the egregious waste of Jane Krakowski. The actress, who is by any measure the most comedically gifted of the entire Pixels cast, plays the First Lady to US President Kevin James and has approximately three lines in the entire movie (none of which are jokes). Pixels is a case study in how to waste funny women.

Photo breakdown: Dissecting the new Batman v Superman pics

Posted by Matt Looker at 07:00 on 29 Jul 2015
Photo breakdown: Dissecting the new Batman v Superman pics
Yay for still images of characters we have already seen but in a different room and taken from a slightly different angle! [divider] It is a sad fact that we now live in an age where the release of three photos of established characters from a forthcoming blockbuster movie constitutes as Internet-breaking news. Luckily, we...

Secret Cinema audiences wowed as man arrives dressed as Han Solo

Posted by Ali Gray at 22:30 on 26 Jul 2015
Secret Cinema audiences wowed as man arrives dressed as Han Solo
Attendees of the current Star Wars-themed Secret Cinema live event have reacted with shock and awe to the arrival of a ticket holder who came dressed as lovable space rogue Han Solo. "How did no one else think of this?" said an amazed onlooker.

Momentous photo shoot proves that Ben Affleck is dead inside

Posted by Matt Looker at 21:41 on 15 Jul 2015
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Alternate theory: Ben Affleck didn't want to take part in Hollywood Reporter's stunt photo so they used a crash test dummy wearing a Ben Affleck mask and Jesse Eisenberg's jeans.

Awesome new Suffragette poster unveiled at Comic Con

Posted by Matt Looker at 22:31 on 14 Jul 2015
Awesome new Suffragette poster unveiled at Comic Con
Liked it when Bruce Wayne looked angry three times in the space of three minutes while Superman didn’t say a single word? Cheered when The Joker smiled at the camera and er… that’s it? Then look out, fanboys and fangirls, because this time we have hit the Comic Con motherload.

New Fantastic Four one-sheet is the ultimate orange and blue poster

Posted by Matt Looker at 07:00 on 13 Jul 2015
Photo mosaic by: mattlooker @ Mosaically

I created this manually, by the way, carefully choosing each poster one at a time. It took me four years.

Paramount Comic-Con panel formally apologises for Terminator Genisys

Posted by Ali Gray at 08:30 on 12 Jul 2015
Paramount Comic-Con panel formally apologises for Terminator Genisys
Paramount Pictures and Skydance Entertainment hosted a packed hall at this weekend's Comic-Con convention in San Diego, where they formally apologised to fans for the cinematic abomination that was Terminator Genisys. "We're so sorry," Marketing VP Jerry Steinback told the assembled fans: "It's the worst thing we've ever done, and we made four Transformers movies."

10 actors who probably won't be playing a young Han Solo

Posted by Matt Looker at 07:00 on 08 Jul 2015
10 actors who probably won't be playing a young Han Solo
In case you somehow missed the news or mistook it for one of the hundreds of similar rumours that get published as 'news' every single day, Disney have announced a new Star Wars spin-off origin movie – Han Solo: Kessel-mania (title unconfirmed).

16 amazing excerpts from this Jason Statham biography I read

Posted by Matt Looker at 13:30 on 24 Jun 2015
16 amazing excerpts from this Jason Statham biography I read
I know, I know. It's hard to believe that such an incredible, inspiring life could be contained to just 236 pages.

Andrew Garfield ceases to exist

Posted by Ali Gray at 23:15 on 23 Jun 2015
Andrew Garfield ceases to exist
The actor Andrew Garfield vanished into thin air today, as all traces of the British 31-year-old evaporated and his collective atoms were forgotten for ever more. "Andrew who?" said an onlooker.
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