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Ranking the Fast & Furious films in the order in which they were made

Posted by Ali Gray at 22:40 on 30 Mar 2015
Ranking the Fast & Furious films in the order in which they were made
Fast & Furious 7 [car verb]s its way into cinemas this week, meaning movie sites are rolling out their bi-annual Fast & Furious feature ideas. Rather than a highly subjective ranking of all seven Fast & Furious movies in order of their perceived quality, which is entirely dependant on the individual taste of the author, we thought we'd try something a little less arbitrary. So, we present to you, our ranking of the seven Fast & Furious movies based on the order in which they were released. There's precisely zero room for debate. Strap yourselves in!

9 Bond references you missed in the Spectre teaser trailer

Posted by Matt Looker at 07:00 on 29 Mar 2015
9 Bond references you missed in the Spectre teaser trailer
The first trailer for Spectre is finally here and it shows Bond facing his toughest mission yet: sorting through his loft, getting startled by two birds and then attending a board meeting. But look closer and you'll also see some cleverly hidden Easter eggs referencing Bond films of the past. Even the shit ones!

Unfortunate pause faces in the new MI: Rogue Nation trailer

Posted by Matt Looker at 07:00 on 23 Mar 2015
Unfortunate pause faces in the new MI: Rogue Nation trailer
Mission: Impossible 5 has a new title. And a new trailer. And a new poster. It also has some silly faces.

Irony alert: Poster for the Transporter film that breaks its own first rule

Posted by Matt Looker at 15:14 on 22 Mar 2015
Irony alert: Poster for the Transporter film that breaks its own first rule
No Jason Statham? No deal. Oh wait, unless we abide by Rule #2 because then that doesn't matter, right? I'm so confused. Sod it, let's just follow Rule #3 too and not bother to see this.

Five sexy secrets revealed in close-ups of the new Spectre poster

Posted by Ali Gray at 22:40 on 17 Mar 2015
Five sexy secrets revealed in close-ups of the new Spectre poster
By now you've probably already seen the teaser poster for Spectre, complained about how it's just a picture of a man standing up wearing clothes and moved on with your life. But did you really look at it? Because if you really look at it hard enough, so hard your eyes start to hurt, then you'll find a number of sexy secrets that you'll definitely want to share with your friends so the article goes viral.

Keith Lemon has apparently joined The Avengers

Posted by Ali Gray at 10:30 on 14 Mar 2015
Keith Lemon has apparently joined The Avengers
"Proper moist," he said in a statement. Or is that the other one. They're all awful. GO AWAY.

If Microsoft made Chappie

Posted by Ali Gray at 21:30 on 04 Mar 2015
If Microsoft made Chappie
Remember how annoying Office assistant Clippy was? Now imagine him voiced by Sharlto Copley. "Ay, ewe look like you're roitin a fockin' littah!

New Hitman poster makes excellent use of unnecessary helicopters

Posted by Ali Gray at 22:20 on 02 Mar 2015
New Hitman poster makes excellent use of unnecessary helicopters
Good on Hitman: Agent 47 for keeping the trend of unnecessary helicopters in low-quality action movie posters alive and well.

Art vs heart: why the bout of Birdman vs Boyhood had no real winner

Posted by Ali Gray at 21:00 on 23 Feb 2015
Art vs heart: why the bout of Birdman vs Boyhood had no real winner
Except Birdman. That was kind of the winner.
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