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If 2017's Oscar-nominated movie posters told the truth

Posted by Ali Gray, Matt Looker, Neil Alcock, Becky Suter, Ed Williamson at 11:30 on 24 Jan 2017
If 2017's Oscar-nominated movie posters told the truth
The mainstream media is full of fake news. Hollywood is full of failing celebs, who don't even know me. If the big movies this Oscar season, which I hear are very overrated, told the truth, they'd look like this. Sad!

New poster released for Christopher Nolan's Dunk Irk

Posted by Matt Looker at 22:04 on 12 Dec 2016
New poster released for Christopher Nolan's Dunk Irk
Critics are already calling it "Inception meets Space Jam".

Fixed the new Jason Bourne poster

Posted by Ali Gray at 07:30 on 17 Jun 2016
Fixed the new Jason Bourne poster
The poster designers seem to have forgotten to put any text on Matt Damon's face for once. You're welcome, you guys!

10 things John Travolta looks like on his new poster

Posted by Ali Gray at 00:00 on 10 May 2016
10 things John Travolta looks like on his new poster
Sometimes movie posters just ask for it.

If 2016's Oscar-nominated movie posters told the truth

Posted by Ali Gray, Matt Looker, Ed Williamson at 07:00 on 14 Jan 2016
If 2016's Oscar-nominated movie posters told the truth
It's a particularly open race at this year's Oscars, which is interesting, so interesting, so incredibly interesting. Could this film win? But what about that film? Does this actor deserve a nomination? Should that actress have lobbied for Lead instead of Supporting? All of these are words that people say that have absolutely no bearing on these stupid posters that I made. Enjoy them by looking at them and forwarding them to your nan.

ಠ_ಠ Someone forgot to make these Allegiant posters actually match up

Posted by Matt Looker at 22:29 on 06 Jan 2016
ಠ_ಠ Someone forgot to make these Allegiant posters actually match up
You had one job, hug-reverse-shot-match-up guy!

8 other stupid EXTREME things that could be Point Break posters

Posted by Matt Looker at 13:00 on 08 Dec 2015
8 other stupid EXTREME things that could be Point Break posters
Point Break: The Remake is coming and it's so EXTREME the only way to catch it in cinemas is to parachute in from a Harrier Jump Jet, abseil down the screen and then set yourself on fire while dry-humping a lion and eating a really, really hot curry. Any less than this and you just aren't EXTREME enough for whoever is Patrick Swayze in this one.

Did they... Did they put makeup on Emily Blunt on the Sicario poster?

Posted by Ali Gray at 21:40 on 20 Sep 2015
Did they... Did they put makeup on Emily Blunt on the Sicario poster?
I've been walking past the poster for Emily Blunt's hitman drama Sicario for weeks now, but just assumed the one-sheet in Holborn station had been vandalised. Apparently that's not the case: every version of this Sicario poster has Emily Blunt made up to look like a Victorian prostitute.

New Fantastic Four one-sheet is the ultimate orange and blue poster

Posted by Matt Looker at 07:00 on 13 Jul 2015
Photo mosaic by: mattlooker @ Mosaically

I created this manually, by the way, carefully choosing each poster one at a time. It took me four years.

THE HOLLYWOOD SIGN DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY

Posted by Ali Gray at 23:00 on 08 Jun 2015
THE HOLLYWOOD SIGN DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY
Watch out, HOLLYLOLWOOD! The Smosh guys are coming for you, I imagine!
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