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Fan excited for superhero movie face-off that is 756 days away

Posted by Ali Gray at 08:00 on 11 Apr 2014
Fan excited for superhero movie face-off that is 756 days away
A superhero movie fan has expressed tremendous excitement regarding the simultaneous release of Captain America 3 and Batman Vs Superman on the 6th of May, 2016, claiming he "can't wait to see who wins", blissfully ignoring the fact that the event is still 756 days away and he could feasibly accomplish many life-changing things in that time.

50 awesome alternate titles for Batman Vs Superman

Posted by Ali, Neil, Matt, Ed, Rob at 16:30 on 22 Nov 2013
50 awesome alternate titles for Batman Vs Superman
Warner Bros legal office have registered a list of potential titles for their forthcoming Batman Versus Superman movie. They are uniformly terrible. We thought we could do better. So we did.

Henry Cavill rumoured for cameo appearance in Batman Vs Superman

Posted by Ali Gray at 23:55 on 17 Nov 2013
Henry Cavill rumoured for cameo appearance in Batman Vs Superman
Following months of Batman casting news, inescapable rumours surrounding the possible introduction of Diana Prince aka Wonder Woman, the ongoing scenario regarding the forthcoming Justice League franchise and the possibility of appearances from DC characters including Nightwing, it's rumoured that Henry Cavill - star of 2013 movie Man Of Steel - might cameo in Batman Vs Superman. Probably not, though, let's face it.

This is not news, Vol. #2,786

Posted by Ali at 20:10 on 04 Sep 2013
This is not news, Vol. #2,786
Here's a refresher. Hans Zimmer IS providing the score for Batman Vs Superman? This IS news. Hans Zimmer ISN'T providing the score for Batman Vs Superman? This is BARELY news. But Hans Zimmer may or may not provide the score for Batman Vs Superman depending on myriad factors that have yet to come about because the film isn't being released for another two years? This ISN'T news. For fuck's sake. (Via Movies.com).

Writer of Lex Luthor casting rumour blows goats, says anonymous source

Posted by Ali at 14:00 on 28 Aug 2013
Writer of Lex Luthor casting rumour blows goats, says anonymous source
While the writers of CosmicBookNews.com sit back and enjoy the web traffic they've created by publishing a fake story about Bryan Cranston being cast as Lex Luthor in the forthcoming sequel to Man Of Steel, it has been reported by an unverified, unreported source that the writer of the article sucks goat dick.

The 50 absolute worst nerds to sign the Anti-Affleck Batman petition

Posted by Ali at 08:00 on 26 Aug 2013
The 50 absolute worst nerds to sign the Anti-Affleck Batman petition
Within nano-seconds of the announcement that Ben Affleck would play Batman in Zack Snyder's sequel to Man Of Steel, nerds took to the internet to register their displeasure. Angry nerds reacting to movie news? I know, I was as surprised as you!

Ben Affleck as Batman: pros & cons

Posted by Ali at 15:00 on 23 Aug 2013
Ben Affleck as Batman: pros & cons
What could go wrong? All the best, Ben.

You hear 'Christian Bale is making a Mount Everest movie', I hear...

Posted by Ali at 12:00 on 20 Feb 2013
You hear 'Christian Bale is making a Mount Everest movie', I hear...
So Christian Bale's new movie about climbing Mount Everest almost certainly won't see him heavily-armoured and fighting John Lithgow or Dan from Eastenders, but it should, obviously. (Story via Deadline).

Guy hired to write Justice League movie starting to freak out a little

Posted by Ali at 18:00 on 31 Aug 2012
Guy hired to write Justice League movie starting to freak out a little
Will Beall, the man tasked with writing Warner Bros' and DC Comics' much-heralded Justice League movie, is starting to get a little hot under the collar about the superhero ensemble screenplay he has yet to deliver. "FUCK. I am so FUCKED," he told us. "FUCK."

Sexy Emma Watson to star in sexy Fifty Shades Of Grey sex movie?

Posted by Ali at 12:00 on 25 Jul 2012
Sexy Emma Watson to star in sexy Fifty Shades Of Grey sex movie?
To the relief of Google-baiters everywhere, SEXY HARRY POTTER star and former TEEN Emma Watson is rumoured to be starring in the movie adaptation of the racy hit series FIFTY SHADES OF GREY, described by some to contain SEX, HARDCORE FUCKING, BONDAGE, SPANKING and female empowerment.
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