Full Twilight Eclipse trailer sadly longer than ten seconds

"I love you." (*pained expression*) "I love you too." (*bites lip*) "But I love you too." (*takes off shirt*) Repeat ad infinitum. You get the idea.

Christoph Waltz in 'Der Humpink'

Not all Nazis are bad.

Twilight: Eclipse's ten-second trailer

Long enough.

Chris Nolan talks Batman, Superman

You. Shush. Christopher Nolan is talking. When you've made two awesome Batman movies, then you can talk. In the meantime, shut your word-hole and hear what the man has to say. It's about superheroes!

Corey Haim dies of drug overdose

Corey Haim, teen icon and one half of eighties phenomenon 'the Coreys', has died of an apparent overdose, aged 38.

Christopher Lee joins metal band

Of course he does.

Ohai Gary Busey at the Oscars

ITN reporters ran afoul of Gary Busey at a pre-Oscar party on Sunday night. Your move, butthorn.

Oscar winners 2010: Avatar gets thrown in The Hurt Locker

Low-budget war movie about the might of the American military beats big-budget anti-war metaphor at the Irony Awards.

If Best Picture posters were honest

Well I am just all about stealing other people's content today. College Humor just dared to dream what the 10 Best Picture nominees' posters would look like if the designers were being brutally honest.

Weekend round-up: The Runaways, Space Invaders and The Avengers

Welcome to another instalment of the inexplicably popular Weekend round-up, where we trawl through the week's news and highlight those stories that didn't otherwise make it on . This week: Wolverine 2, Toy Story 3 and Indy 5.