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The most poorly judged release date/poster combo imaginable

Posted by Ali Gray at 10:30 on 29 Jul 2014
The most poorly judged release date/poster combo imaginable
Ninja Turtles: exploding skyscrapers on 9/11 (in Australia anyway - August 8th in the US).

This video of Jason Statham diving is the best thing he's ever done

Posted by Ali Gray at 15:20 on 23 Jul 2014
This video of Jason Statham diving is the best thing he's ever done
We all knew that action star Jason Statham was a former diver who represented Great Britain in the Commonwealth Games, but the BBC have unearthed the first footage of the actor performing a series of high dives – and he's not very good. I mean, he's obviously quite good, given that he's representing his country and everything, but the video shows Statham come close to bellyflopping, then appears dejected as the judges mark him poorly. Frankly, this is the most I've liked Jason Statham in years.

Exclusive Exodus set pic: Moses gets fly swat caught in hood

Posted by Ed Williamson at 15:45 on 10 Jul 2014
Exclusive Exodus set pic: Moses gets fly swat caught in hood
It is written that he later used the same fly swat to part the Red Sea. His horse continued not to give a fuck.

No one told Bruce Willis we're not doing casual Friday any more

Posted by Ali Gray at 16:15 on 28 Jun 2014
No one told Bruce Willis we're not doing casual Friday any more
We all know Bruce Willis stopped caring about his movies about two Die Hards ago, but he could at least have worn a shirt and tie for the poster shoot. The Prince gets minus poster points for the unnecessary helicopter and the mysterious sparks. Also because it looks like it was made in a lunch break. Which, coincidentally, is when Bruce Willis filmed his cameo.

Transformers featurette reveals Mark Wahlberg slowly adopting robot voice

Posted by Ali Gray at 17:30 on 18 Jun 2014


Maybe those Decepticon bastards have already got to him. (Full Transformers: Age Of Extinction featurette here).

Dracula 'Untold', eh?

Posted by Ali Gray at 23:30 on 16 Jun 2014
Dracula 'Untold', eh?


Seems unlikely.

Confusing movie poster of the day

Posted by Ali Gray at 23:05 on 19 May 2014
Confusing movie poster of the day
Well, that certainly is an interesting and obtuse title for a film about a cycling rivalry seemingly between Phil Neville and Charlton Heston. Unless slaying the badger is what cyclists do to make road races more fun?

Channing Tatum turns up for X-Men practice in homemade costume

Posted by Ali Gray at 09:30 on 17 May 2014
Channing Tatum turns up for X-Men practice in homemade costume
Channing Tatum arrived early on the Fox set for his Gambit movie wearing a crude homemade X-Men costume which he hoped would impress producers. Or maybe it's just a still from Foxcatcher, whatevs.

How can it be that X-Men's William Stryker isn't a Stifler by birth?

Posted by Ali Gray at 00:00 on 15 May 2014
How can it be that X-Men's William Stryker isn't a Stifler by birth?
Scanning the X-Men: Days Of Future Past cast list reveals the actor behind William Stryker to be Australian Josh Helman, who - unbelievably - is no relation to Seann William Scott, Steve Stifler or even Stifler's Mom. The scene in X-Men where Stryker accidentally eats a donut full of semen just accentuated the visual similarities.

What a horrible way to find out we didn't pass the open auditions

Posted by Luke Whiston at 18:57 on 29 Apr 2014

What was the point of those anyway? Worst kept secret in the galaxy confirmed: all those people you knew were in that film are in that film. You know the one.
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