HONEST OSCAR POSTERS

If 2020's Oscar-nominated movie posters told the truth

Ali Gray,
Becky Suter,
Matt Looker

13th January 2020

It's the tenth annual iteration of what's fast becoming our only feature - that's right, it's time for another round of 'If Movie Posters Told The Truth' with me, your increasingly cynical host! We'll be right back after these messages!

As dictators tighten their grip on their nuclear footballs and climate change continues to melt the planet, more and more people are looking to movies for guidance, like how Green Book taught us all how to be slightly less racist. To that, I say this: you idiots, you fucking clowns. Movies know nothing. Movies are dumber than heck. Movies sit there like dorks while I change their titles to mock them, and year after year I face no repercussions. I have forced the movies tell the truth, even though the concept of truth is now meaningless. I'm writing on the face of God. Does that make me God? Yes, yes it does. Don't worry, no one ever reads these bits. Enjoy the posters!

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Jojo Rabbit
Nominated for: Best Picture, Supporting Actress, Adapted Screenplay, Costume Design, Production Design, Film Editing


1917
Nominated for: Best Picture, Directing, Cinematography, Original Screenplay, Sound Mixing, Sound Editing, Original Score, Production Design, Film Editing, Visual Effects


Joker
Nominated for: Best Picture, Directing, Leading Actor, Cinematography, Adapted Screenplay, Costume Design, Sound Mixing, Sound Editing, Original Score, Film Editing, Makeup and Hairstyling


Marriage Story
Nominated for: Best Picture, Leading Actor, Leading Actress, Supporting Actress, Original Screenplay, Original Score


Ford v Ferrari
Nominated for: Best Picture, Sound Mixing, Sound Editing, Film Editing


The Irishman
Nominated for: Best Picture, Directing, Supporting Actor, Cinematography, Adapted Screenplay, Costume Design, Production Design, Film Editing, Visual Effects


Once Upon A Time In Hollywood...
Nominated for: Best Picture, Directing, Leading Actor, Supporting Actor, Cinematography, Original Screenplay, Costume Design, Sound Mixing, Sound Editing, Production Design


Knives Out
Nominated for: Original Screenplay


Avengers: Endgame
Nominated for: Visual Effects


Parasite
Nominated for: Best Picture, Directing, Best International Feature Film, Original Screenplay, Production Design, Film Editing


Bombshell
Nominated for: Leading Actress, Supporting Actress, Makeup and Hairstyling


Little Women
Nominated for: Best Picture, Leading Actress, Supporting Actress, Adapted Screenplay, Costume Design, Original Score


Judy
Nominated for: Leading Actress, Makeup and Hairstyling


And the ones that didn't make it...

Hustlers


Uncut Gems


Here's to another ten years of honest movie posters HAHAHA oh god can you imagine.

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