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Review: Drive

Drive
That Ryan Gosling: so hot right now. It's easy to forget he started his career as a Disney Mouseketeer in the same stable as Britney, Christina and Justin, but today Baby Goose finds himself with two critically-acclaimed movies out on the same day and a Clooney Oscar-grabber still to come. Ladies, if you thought he was hot stuff in Crazy Stupid Love as a spray-tanned, six-packed womaniser, then prepare for your ovaries to implode when you see him play a strong-and-silent getaway driver with a penchant for deep, meaningful gazing sessions. "Hey girl," he seems to say. "I'm capable of astonishing violence, but I'll make a good makeshift father for your son, too." Make no mistake: he's husband material.

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4 comments.
Nick
Posted by Nick at 07:31 on 25/06/12
Style over substance. Ultimately a pointless, vacuous & cynical wank-fantasy for the girls to enjoy.
neophyte
Posted by neophyte at 20:41 on 18/09/11
There's something I cannot understand in this review and I don't mean lack of any boobs or at least some jokes about them. Also, I can forgive a bit sophisticated language.

What is beyond me is the fact that Ali writes a review as if the movie was worth 1-2 stars, but then he gives it 4 of them.

So, are there any boobs or what?
Pink_Poop
Posted by Pink_Poop at 13:36 on 18/09/11
Oh, and the film looks really good, looking forward to seeing it! (sorry got distracted by Mr Gosling talking baby making!)
Pink_Poop
Posted by Pink_Poop at 13:34 on 18/09/11
I've never been overly crazy about Ryan Gosling, dont get me wrong- he's good in everything ive seen him in but wouldnt go mental over him. But you are gradually making me love him more and more as your obsession increases. Plus the fact that he said he wants to be making babies but as he cant right now, he's making films instead *swoon*
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