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If 2012's Oscar-nominated movie posters told the truth

If 2012's Oscar-nominated movie posters told the truth
It's that time of year again: the Oscar nominations are in, and the chatter has begun. Who will fail to beat George Clooney and Meryl Streep this time? In the interests of transparency, we've shopped the posters for this awards season's biggest movies so they're a little more honest about their content. Pretend this is the first time we've done it.

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10 comments.
Ali
Posted by Ali at 19:46 on 15/02/12
I love that you are using that name. I had to choose a pseudonym recently and I very nearly picked that.
Edgewood Dirk
Posted by Edgewood Dirk at 18:49 on 15/02/12
I want to shower you with sugar lumps, and ride you over fences.
Polish your hooves every single day, and bring you to the horse dentist.

What is it about the internet that makes you HAVE to complete the song if someone starts the lyrics?
Ali
Posted by Ali at 16:43 on 31/01/12
Tell it to GRAHAM LINEHAN.
canada3dayer
Posted by canada3dayer at 15:30 on 31/01/12
hate to tell ya but if a horse's fetlocks are blowing in the wind that is NOT a good thing! the fetlocks are the equivalent of the ankle, so I think you maybe meant to say FORELOCK rather than FETLOCK.
Ali
Posted by Ali at 07:34 on 30/01/12
These aren't... real?
tard
Posted by tard at 04:32 on 30/01/12
Diggity, Fassbender was Magneto in X-Men: First Class. Do some research before being a douche
diggity
Posted by diggity at 14:44 on 28/01/12
pretty funny except for the "A Dangerous Game" poster, Magneto was not played by some random nobody named Michael Fassbender
docweasel
Posted by docweasel at 13:49 on 26/01/12
The Help: "It's ok for black folks to shit in white folk's food if they don't let you use the master bathroom"

Edited at 22:09 on 29/01/12
winnower
Posted by winnower at 19:52 on 25/01/12
These are brilliant... Love The Help's poster. And thank you for pointing out the obvious on Girl with the Dragon Tattoo... it needed to be said.
Lars
Posted by Lars at 11:48 on 25/01/12
I love these. All of them.
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