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If the Best Picture nominee posters told the truth
Posted by
Ali
at 07:00 on 26 Jan 2011
The Best Picture nominees have been announced, and what an exciting bunch of films they are. Facebook: The Movie? (*chuckles*) Hollywood, you've done it again! But what if the posters couldn't tell lies?
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18 comments.
Posted by
Ali
at 20:09 on 17/02/11
Ironic, as its the one that makes the least sense.
Posted by
Ben
at 19:58 on 17/02/11
I actually heard someone say today "Isn't that just The Wrestler, but with boxing?" today.
Posted by
Pink_Poop
at 17:28 on 09/02/11
Hey Trav- think you need to have a smoke, may help you relax
Posted by
Kirsty
at 17:49 on 08/02/11
Would that mean The Mask would be banned? He was always smoking.
*rimshot*
Posted by
Ali
at 16:17 on 08/02/11
This might be the least effective protest ever. It's got all the incendiary value of an anarchic sticker on the Tube.
Posted by
Goatboy
at 15:39 on 08/02/11
In what country is tobacco illegal?
Posted by
Ali
at 15:26 on 08/02/11
What a fag.
Posted by
Matt
at 14:36 on 08/02/11
Oh, dude - you picked the wrong site to start a campaign.
Posted by
Travis JH
at 14:31 on 08/02/11
Get all smoking and other uses of the illegal tobacco drug out of the movies and everywhere else!
BAN THE ILLEGAL TOBACCO DRUG, NOW!
Posted by
Goatboy
at 05:32 on 29/01/11
Mental
Posted by
Trollmamma
at 16:22 on 28/01/11
Hysterical. And pretty damn true. Except I kinda like Mark Z, even if he is a douchebag.
Posted by
cheezysmilegal
at 16:07 on 28/01/11
haha! these are hilarious! love it!
Posted by
Timmargh
at 14:59 on 28/01/11
Yep, these
are
brilliant.
Posted by
Luke
at 23:28 on 26/01/11
Hey cool, glad you like the site!
Posted by
joybelle60
at 23:19 on 26/01/11
gotta admit.....you people are funny!!! loved the posters!!!
Posted by
keyser_soze
at 12:29 on 26/01/11
oh ali you are funny
Posted by
Pink_Poop
at 11:35 on 26/01/11
Lesbians have issues too- hahaha!
Posted by
Sheepy
at 09:04 on 26/01/11
Not bad old boy
Some made me laugh. Although you seem to be confused with an honest title and an honest review blurb comment thing for some of them.
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